Today, I had to chase my naked brothers around my house for twenty minutes, trying to get them to take a bath, all while they were chasing my best friend around yelling, "IT'S WIENER TIME!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my neighbours watched and laughed as I chased my dog around the lawn, trying to rescue the only clean pair of underwear I had in my house. FML
Today, I thought I was home alone so I went to take a shower and left my door open. My dog came in, stole my bra, and ran out of my bathroom. I jumped out and followed him, only to find out that my brother had two of his friends over. They all saw me naked, and my dog had my bra in his mouth. FML
Today, I went camping with my family. While I was using the shower house, my sister decided it'd be hilarious to run off with my clothes and towel. I ran back to the camper, completely naked, only for my parents to bitch me out for streaking. FML
Today, I rushed home, barged into the bathroom, and released the biggest, most foul mudmonkeys ever, complete with noises. I came out and my brother and his hot friends, including the one I have a crush on, were all laughing. My brother told me, “Don’t forget to Lysol spray.' FML
Today, I was taking a bath and out of boredom started making sheep noises. I then had a conversation with myself in farm animal noises. When I got out of the bath, I walked to my bedroom in my towel, passing the living room… where my little brother's soccer team burst out laughing. FML
Today, my friends and I were playing truth or dare game. It was late and we were drunk, so they dared me to run naked into my neighbor's yard while yelling, "Help! The pixies took my penis!" I ran screaming right into their big family reunion. FML
Today, due to an incident with the dishwasher, a coat rack and my bathrobe, I ended up locked out of my house, naked as a jaybird. I had to hide in the backyard for several hours until my family got home from their various activities to get back in. They still haven't stopped laughing at me. FML
Today, I was house-sitting for some friends of my grandparents while they are out of town. While I was in the shower, the dog decided to take my dirty underwear and run. There is now a pair of lacy, black underwear hidden somewhere this giant house, and they return tomorrow. FML
Today, my son decided to run around a supermarket in his underwear, leaving me to chase after him. FML
Today, I walked outside to see my friend frantically waving and running at me, yelling something I couldn't understand. I smiled and started to jog over to him until I realized he was screaming "RUN!!!" We spent the next 10 minutes running from his neighbor's 5 vicious chihuahuas. FML
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DontClickOnMe 28
I love the image in my head. How hilarious!
abbyhoneywaffles 11
Wiener time is my favourite time!
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Comments (124)
DontClickOnMe 28
I love the image in my head. How hilarious!
LookOnBrightSide 12
1-I will agree, incredibly funny, but that's probably illegal in most states or countries.
LaColombianita 26
I don't think that's illegal.. What you do in the privacy of your own home is your business and your business only.
n_epic_fail 14
Damn the Naked Brothers Band
cr4ckb0n3f4n 0
The image in my head is accompanied with the benny hill theme song.
boomhauer18 3
3 you are dumb
awwwyeah_png 4
Just as illegal as imagining changing your future kids's diapers... OH SNAP! I DIDN'T... *handcuffs clicking* FUUU
greenmen 12
Your picture is more illegal
humorizer 14
I wouldn't mind having this happen to me. That is if a couple of small changes were made: my friend's siblings were sisters they were a bit older (I'm assuming the boys in this story are like 7 or younger); 16-30 would be a-ok it wasn't wiener time
tatababe 1
Loooooooool I love you that's to fricken funny
Caliborn_06 11
Bet you like them six year olds...
ninjuh_wingman 29
This could be really awkward for you and your friend.
SecretMe00 5
Ya seriously! How old is the brother? And he's talking like that?
MetalxSoldier 26
They sound like future rapist!
markrs 0
Step Brothers 2?
chinkychick 16
Did your brothers manage to catch up with your friend? ;)
MetalxSoldier 26
Maybe her friend should have yelled "STOP! HAMMER TIME!" While chasing them back to the shower. (:
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Maybe her friend ran and never went back there again...
Xathanos 16
Practicing to pick up at such a young age. wish them the best :)
unagi_fml 9
Maybe they're so young/innocent that they think it's just funny to scare people away with it
LookOnBrightSide 12
Strange brothers you have there. At least this will be a story you can tell your nieces or nephews one day. You could also use it as blackmail in the future, OP.
juanaranda1015 4
Sounds like something out of an American Pie movie.
arlo1024 0
Yoda?
abbyhoneywaffles 11
Wiener time is my favourite time!
zlt24 0
*****.
SecretMe00 5
Ya you don't sound slutty whatsoever. And you're how old young lady?
KatieKayy15 0
she was probably kidding dude . damn! judgmental freak, much?
SpruceDread4578 13
43- what she likes to do with her body is her decision. One who has sex isn't a ****, it just means she likes sex. Those who boast it in the public are *****.
n3rd43v3r 10
So.... It's not adventure time?):
csickcman 11
guy-"What time is it?" girl-"WEINER TIME!!!!"
A7x4REVer 3
Best time of the day :P next to breakfast....and lunch......and second lunch.......and dinner......or any food time...:P
sud4 1
Well are you in luck!
Hunts160 5
ya weiner time is the best time
IsMyWenieHard 0
Cuz ur a hoe ;)
Nathan23xx 18
I can tell... No jkjk I'm not that mean
every1luvsvag 10
Starting out young. Nice.
ICATiger 13
Pedo Bear approves
pjmommy 9
AWKWARD
yahoowizard 16
Age is incredibly necessary in this FML.. Maybe they were 17, you never know
boomhauer18 3
Really so she is chaseing her 17 year old brothers around to give them a bath really
awwwyeah_png 4
Exactly, lol. It's nowhere near relevant. Just enjoy the FML, it's just ******* text! Get over it "won't somebody think of the children?!!!one11!!" people! :/
lumoloxi 0
How can u not guess how they wud be honestly use ur brain why in hell wud they be 17
Furrywhiplash 14
Well why don't you use your ******* brain and realize not every situation is normal. Maybe they are 17 years old and mentally handicapped, in which case they don't know any better. Don't be so single minded 29 & 66, dumb *****.
IKickPuppiesHard 16
67- I completely agree with you. Although on a side note if they were mentally handicapped then it would negate the need for an age irregardless. Though it woul be amusing if it actually was 15 yo brothers. Haha.
evilteddybear 0
Or they just wanted to have some fun :)
girl112891 7
I can't see why any girl would have to give her 17 year old brothers a bath even if they were mentally handicapped. But I can see your argument. Partly.
Starcatch77 20
73...Irregardless is not a word. Please don't use it as if it is.
cBlackout 13
Does it really take 20 minutes to catch a couple of naked kids? How fast ARE they?!
ydi_4_suking 20
Maybe they are covered in grease so they won't get caught easily
jonriise18 3
Like greased up deaf guy. "you'll never catch me!"
KatieKayy15 0
"I'm touching all the candy!" (;
Chad_the_Brony 0
Well, think of a penis as a spoiler.......
Jdubbs_14 0
Don't you mean how slow are you?
rahrah765765 11
No clothes = great aerodynamics. Don't let your clothes hold you back from wiener catching...
girl112891 7
I'm guessing they're between 10 and 13. Young kids are fast, especially when naked. Plus there's two of them. My strategy would be to get to my friend first and then trap them in the closet.
onlychildFTW 34
Plus if they are young. They have no body hair which means no friction from hair. So they are faster.