Today, it's my first Halloween in America since moving from Russia. While handing candy to children, my roommate told me to compliment a little girl by saying "You have a face only a parent could love". I found out it isn't a compliment when I was punched by her Dad. FML

by VladyBoi / 10/31/2011 at 8:18pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Kids

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  • Punch your roommate! Make him/her suffer too!

    #1 - On 11/01/2011 at 3:53am by alpaquette91

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  • who else read this FML while doing a russian accent? :D

    #12 - On 11/01/2011 at 4:43am by Mass89

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