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Today, after spending time with my daughter and painting her nails she gives me a hug and says, "Mommy I love you, but I love daddy much better!" FML


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On 07/20/2011 at 12:37pm - kids - by Taylor - United States (Texas)

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Kids say stuff like that all the time. it doesn't mean you're not a better parent. :)

#1 - On 07/20/2011 at 4:14pm by hannahtaskey

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Daddy's little girl. :)

#5 - On 07/20/2011 at 4:15pm by BeatlesObsessed

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