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Today, I asked my daughter what time it was. She stared at the clock for several seconds before muttering, "I don't know". She's 14 years old and on the honour roll, and yet she can't tell the time on an analogue clock. FML

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On 07/01/2011 at 7:12pm - kids - by sadmother (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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haha dumbass

#1 - On 07/01/2011 at 11:51pm by hunterhound

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I know college kids who can't read a regular clock. It scares me that these people are the future of this world.

#8 - On 07/01/2011 at 11:55pm by krysxkatastrophe

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