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By Anonymous - / Tuesday 6 August 2013 15:19 / United States - Decatur
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By  soccerstar1996  |  18

What if OP's daughter created a time machine and plans on traveling to the year 3000 when she turns 30? And she can bring all of their technology and solutions to our time and creates a paradox where our past is more advanced than their future and therefore creates a cycle where the future's ultra advanced technology comes to our time and makes the future even more advanced? BOOM MINDFUCK

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  soccerstar1996  |  18

What if OP's daughter created a time machine and plans on traveling to the year 3000 when she turns 30? And she can bring all of their technology and solutions to our time and creates a paradox where our past is more advanced than their future and therefore creates a cycle where the future's ultra advanced technology comes to our time and makes the future even more advanced? BOOM MINDFUCK

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  SillySweetGirl  |  18

I was thinking the same thing.

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  devildee101  |  15

ill call matha Jones so she can help you doctor

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  Mossears133  |  15

Looks like we've already found 13!

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  TheLittleBear  |  19

28 - I think your picture needs updating. :)

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  TheDoctor10  |  28

Sort of a necropost, but going to the future and bringing back advanced technology would create a paradox. If the tech is brought back to the present and "invented" here, it won't have to be invented in the future. If it isn't invented in the future it won't exist to bring back here. Simple cause and effect.

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  michaelaranda  |  28

Hes right, late 2000s means 2007 onward. She cant me older than 7 years old. So fuck u op, for thinking that your daughter couldnt do math at that young age. If she was 12, that would be an fml. Six years old? U are a horrible parent, but for a different reason. And whats with the whole, "ive completely failed as a parent" bullshit? Still 12 more years. Get off this site you attention seeking whore. I hate you op.

By  MexiMental  |  10

Late 2000? o_o

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  thrAsHeRr9081  |  16

I'd consider late 2000 to be 2005 or later, so at most OP's daughter would be 8? I don't see this to be absolutely terrible if her daughter is that young.

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  perdix  |  29

#3, yes, she's 12 years old. She may have turned 13 in the past month or so. It didn't say "late 2000's" which would have made her less than 8.

By  kewlaidman10  |  15

Faith in humanity -200 pts.

By  miiapaige  |  14

No faith in humanity, exhibit A.

By  beautiful_hope  |  16

It's not always parenting that screws kids up. Kids just have a different logic than adults. If you explained it to her, then you're not a bad parent. Letting her continue to believe something that's false would make you a bad parent.

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  randm_dude  |  9

That is true, though we are talking about a twelve to thirteen year old teenager here, and not some kid in elementary school. So some basic concepts of mathematics should exist. Anyway, I guess she won't go to MIT.

By  svalaedgren  |  18

How did you screw up as a parent? She's 13 and just simply miscalculated. It happens to everyone.

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She screwed up because by the age of 13, with an IQ of 70, which is the IQ for a retarded person, she should know that from 2000 to 3000 is exactly 1000 years. I know a few people who are retarded and can tell you that.

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Really #124 because there is no such thing as a retarded person. A person can have autism or down syndrome, but they are not, nor will they ever be, retarded. Op's daughter... Just lacks any form of intelligence

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  mfmylifesrsly  |  29

154 - Um, there most certainly IS such thing as someone being retarded. I know a few people who are mentally retarded. My mother's old friend's daughter is 35 but her mind set is of an 18 month old. Even though the word "retarded" is thrown around a lot there is definitely such thing is as MR. I don't know where you got the idea that retardation isn't real.

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  KB616  |  11

My name's Kailey too, spelled the same way :)

By  olpally  |  32

My god... :/ you didn't fail, she's just that stupid.

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