Today, I realized that I'm a sleepwalker and for the past week, that dream where I was giving my roommate a blowjob was real. He just pretended it never happened. FML
by chacha / 11/28/2009 at 1:11pm / United States / Intimacy
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#6 - On 11/28/2009 at 5:06pm by facefirst
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If you're a girl, he's cool. If you're a guy, time to switch rooms?
#3 - On 11/28/2009 at 5:04pm by Clitastrophe
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