idekwtfigo
Just his type
Today, I stalked my boyfriend's ex again. I have come to the realization that I look just like her. I’m that girl. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
He has a type
Today, I looked up my current boyfriend's ex's TikTok, and I realized how much I look like her. So now I'm wondering if he's only dating me to get over her. FML
anon
Montréal, Canada
His type
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His mom stared at me throughout dinner before finally blurting out, "I'm sorry, I can't get past the fact that you look just like his ex!" It turns out I do. FML
queenofthegypsys
Why Change a Perfectly Good System?
Today, while creeping on my boyfriend's ex-wife’s Facebook, I found out that he used to call her the same nicknames he now calls me. FML
YouWish
Mount Pleasant, United States
Today, on my way to work, I was checking my hair in the semi-reflective window of an office building. I suddenly realized that the guy I had a one-night stand with last week was standing on the other side, looking confused. He now genuinely believes that I am stalking him. FML
Erika
Oh, hai Mark!
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend on campus. Upset, I decided to go to McDonald's to eat my painful memories away. While in the drive-thru line, I realized my ex was right in front of me. It looked like I'd followed him all the way from campus. He thinks I'm a stalker now. FML
graveyard-sh*t
This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
Oh, hi Sharon!
Today, my psycho ex-girlfriend showed up at my new job to, "Keep an eye on me." The same ex-girlfriend who has been stalking me since we broke up. Two years ago. FML
Anonymous
Twinned
Today, I realized my boyfriend is a little too much like my ex, who passed away 6 years ago. Some days, it's as if I'm dating his personality doppleganger. FML
Ashton
Today, my girlfriend told me I have a doppelganger on campus who looks just like me, but way cuter. She got his phone number. FML
nonexistant
United States
Today, a cute girl came up to me with her boyfriend and said, "If you end up looking like him, it's over." FML
idekwtfigo
Friends?
Today, I found out that the girl my boyfriend says is "just a good old friend" is actually an "ex that got away." FML
Top comments
BurnInDemonFire 39
Yes you are. Now stop before you go fully batshit crazy and carve his name into your stomach.
Marcella1016 32
In OP’s defense, she probably means “cyber” stalking - go online and check out the girl’s Facebook (Or SnapBack or DinkDok or whatever the kids use these days) to see who she is. OP in your mental health’s defense - stop. It’ll just make you sad and take you longer to get over your ex-boyfriend. As the kids say these days, go touch grass. You’ll feel better, make new friends, and forget all about him :) As we old folks say, there’s plenty of fish in the sea! And you don’t need a guy to make you happy! Now go out and be happy with you! 😄
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BurnInDemonFire 39
Yes you are. Now stop before you go fully batshit crazy and carve his name into your stomach.
poopface82 25
Or worse, her name into his.
Marcella1016 32
In OP’s defense, she probably means “cyber” stalking - go online and check out the girl’s Facebook (Or SnapBack or DinkDok or whatever the kids use these days) to see who she is. OP in your mental health’s defense - stop. It’ll just make you sad and take you longer to get over your ex-boyfriend. As the kids say these days, go touch grass. You’ll feel better, make new friends, and forget all about him :) As we old folks say, there’s plenty of fish in the sea! And you don’t need a guy to make you happy! Now go out and be happy with you! 😄
Jon Tessler 14
so you committed a criminal act, because? so you have done this before during this relationship. if I was your BF, you would be dumped immediately. and you would deserve it. go seek some help from a licensed professional to figure out why you do these types of things.
Crowned Sataness 12
if you looked that much like her, you would have noticed right off the bat. shes his ex. let it go before you're the next ex and seek help. this isn't normal or acceptable.
dreams2383 20
people have types. be happy your exactly what your boyfriend finds attractive. but stop stalking his ex. that makes you look pathetic,needy and have low self esteem.