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Today, I dyed my hair blonde for my boyfriend, hoping it would help spice up our sex life. His response? It's still a few shades off from his favorite porn star. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23105) - you deserved it (4929)

On 11/07/2009 at 7:55am - intimacy - by Blondegirl (woman) - United States (New York)

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If he is comparing you to a porn star, he isn't worth his weight in warm spit. Dump him and find someone who sees you as a person before anything else.

#10 - On 11/07/2009 at 4:53pm by Digithead

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Yeah my ex boyfriend wanted me to dye my hair blonde and he was a jackass. I suspect it's the same with this guy. Nothing you do will ever be quite good enough.

#9 - On 11/07/2009 at 3:47pm by kernelkat

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