Today, I dyed my hair blonde for my boyfriend, hoping it would help spice up our sex life. His response? It's still a few shades off from his favorite porn star. FML
by Blondegirl / 11/07/2009 at 7:55am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
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If he is comparing you to a porn star, he isn't worth his weight in warm spit. Dump him and find someone who sees you as a person before anything else.
#10 - On 11/07/2009 at 4:53pm by Digithead
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Yeah my ex boyfriend wanted me to dye my hair blonde and he was a jackass. I suspect it's the same with this guy. Nothing you do will ever be quite good enough.
#9 - On 11/07/2009 at 3:47pm by kernelkat
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