Today, I woke up after a night of drinking to find a very gorgeous girl in my bed. Her only words to me were "did anything happen?" When I replied yes she began to cry. Nice to know I was someone's rock bottom. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up from a night of heavy drinking to find my girlfriend dumped me. Apparently I drunk-called her last night and told her that someone as beautiful as her could be with someone way better than me. She agreed. FML
Today, I was laying with my girlfriend on the couch. I looked at her and said, "You're so beautiful. How did I ever get you?" She replied, "I was drunk." FML
Today, I was woken up by my drunk girlfriend calling me and saying how much she loves me. She then stopped to tell the guy she was in bed with to be quiet because I might hear him. FML
Today, after a long night of drinking and partying, I woke up in my bed next to a beast of a woman. At least I know I made it home safely. FML
Today, I was cuddling in bed with my girlfriend after a night of heavy drinking. She rolled towards me, looked me in the eyes and sweetly said, "I love you". Her morning breath was so bad that I had to jump up and rush to the bathroom to vomit, leaving a trail along the way. FML
Today, a girl I have been wanting for years told me she was drunk and needed me to take her home. On the way home she was very frisky and flirty, and I kept telling her to wait till we got to her place. When we finally arrived, she passed out on me and I was stuck there watching her sleep. FML
Today, I was sleeping in my room when I awoke to an unfamiliar female voice in my apartment, followed by a thud. I walked out to find a drunk girl I've never met collapsed in my doorway. After puking all over the place, she had me call her father, who picked her up 10 minutes later. FML
Today, it's 2:23 in the morning, and my drunken girlfriend has just rung me up from a party where she's the only girl there. She seems to be having a great time. FML
Today, I woke up in a daze after a long night drinking. I felt a subtle nudge on my shoulder. I was at my ex-girlfriend's house, passed out on top of her, with no pants on. Her dad was, in so many words, informing me that I had to leave immediately. FML
Today, after a month of sobriety, I woke up in my ex-girlfriend's house with absolutely no recollection as to how I got there. FML
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polico_wolf 0
she probably has a boyfriend and is crying that she accidently cheated on him or maybe she's a virgin and she didnt want to lost her viginaty to a complete stranger of maybe she didnt want to have sex with a complete stranger it has nothing to do with you.
LemonadePink 0
Dude, that's just the way most girls are. Guys think it's awesome to hook up with random hot girls. Girls...actually give a **** about sleeping with random guys, well girls that aren't ****** care anyway. She just ****** up, drank too much and had a random hook up. It has nothing to do with YOU, just herself. Get over yourself.
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rachexl 0
id still do you
rstroupe 0
it's prob bc she had a bf or something..... hopefully that was the case
sexy_chan 0
I would cry too. I'm sure it could have nothing to do with you.
falconjade 19
I'd probably be crying because that's a form of rape actually, this isn't the guy's FML, it's the girl's.
colby6666 43
Picture this: You wake up in bed after a night of drinking with a super hot guy. He asks if anything happens, and you say yes. He then becomes angry and leaves. Then, he goes to the police and gives them your information because he was "raped" by you.
1337Steph 0
Sucks for you.
Zezing 0
How? He woke up with a gorgeous girl next to him. Not an fml unless he's a queer I suppose. **** her life
1337Steph 0
FHL because the girl obviously regretted sleeping with him and flat out showed it by crying in front of him. If you can still take pride after witnessing all of that, then wow.
Zezing 0
yes, yes i can
happyhak 5
Well #42, that must mean you are desperate. OP, maybe you were not her rock bottom. Maybe she was saving until marriage or something. FYL but get in there, my son! :)
kedaboo 0
it does suck for you both, but it still made me lmao! hehe
alexandraa_fml 0
hahahahahaahaha, favorited!
Mx_Rider 6
knocked up dun dun DUN youre ****** forever! :D
JoeRogansBEARD 15
Doesn't matter had sex
polico_wolf 0
she probably has a boyfriend and is crying that she accidently cheated on him or maybe she's a virgin and she didnt want to lost her viginaty to a complete stranger of maybe she didnt want to have sex with a complete stranger it has nothing to do with you.
ElMundio87 0
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Typical *****, blaming the drink for her actions.
Skull_300 0
Did you give her eggs and "Sausage"?
SashaTaras 26
I was going to like this but I'd rather keep it at 69 likes...
LemonadePink 0
Dude, that's just the way most girls are. Guys think it's awesome to hook up with random hot girls. Girls...actually give a **** about sleeping with random guys, well girls that aren't ****** care anyway. She just ****** up, drank too much and had a random hook up. It has nothing to do with YOU, just herself. Get over yourself.
everydayguy 0
yeah. based on her crying, i'd say it is much more likely that she misses or still cares for someone else. i dont think she was reacting to you personally, just the idea that she slept with someone besides the person she is still attached to
sydefx 0
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Shes a typical *****. Get yourself tested. And kick her out next time after you bang a bitch.
my_usagi 0
wow. you're so cool for a caveman without any balls
TelleoStar 0
That doesn't mean you're her rock bottom...YDI for not having any tact though. It shoulda been pretty clear she was upset about it, you coulda tried to cheer her up, rather than feel sorry for yourself.