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Today, my professor told everyone that he thinks all med students should be required to get a catheter and an enema at least once in their lives so they can relate to their patients, saying, "Gentlemen, it might change your lives." FML


I agree, your life sucks (38957) - you deserved it (6954)

On 08/13/2014 at 11:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

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Having experienced both and seeing how completely unsympathetic my doctors were to pain and discomfort I agree with him.

#2 - On 08/13/2014 at 5:28pm by howsthisforaname

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Your professor is not exactly wrong.

#1 - On 08/13/2014 at 5:27pm by mba2804

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