Today, a potential customer was looking at a treadmill at the fitness warehouse I work at. Once he was done testing it out, I asked him if he'd like me to order it for him. His reply? "Nah. I only had a go on it 'cause it looked like fun. Hey, but you could order one for yourself, huh, chubs?" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked into the gym to do legs and walked up to the leg press machine where a trainer was taking weights off. I asked him if he was about to use the machine and he gave me an odd look and said no, then walked back to his client who was in a wheelchair. FML
Today, I was checking out a gorgeous woman in spandex with beautiful flowing long black hair on the treadmill at the gym. I spent a few minutes just watching her body move and ripple under the material. She turned off the treadmill and got off, only for me to find out that it was a guy. FML
Today, I was working my job checking people in at the gym. A sweaty, chubby woman came up to me complaining about how our staff seems so fit. I replied, "We like to hire people who have bodies that motivate our clients!" She gave a blank stare, then said, "So how did you get the job?" FML
Today, a customer limped over to me in one of the dishwasher aisles and asked if we sold dishwashers. I said yes and pointed at all the dishwashers. He looked around for a couple of seconds, belched, then said "Oh... right!" and walked off. No commission for me, then. FML
Today, I sold some weights that were way too heavy for me on Craigslist. I felt okay with not being able to lift them when I saw the other man, who was a pretty buff dude; that is until of course he informed me he was buying them for his wife. FML
Today, I mentioned to my boyfriend that I want to start working out and get rid of my holiday weight. His response? "Okay, just don't join a gym. People will have to see you there." FML
Today, I hinted at getting it on towards my wife (it's been 2 weeks since we last did). She answered with "no I'm to tired", within 2 minutes she said, "I'm gonna go use the treadmill". She got all hot and sweaty for about 30 minutes, but it was with the treadmill. FML
Today, I went to the gym with two of my friends expecting to pay a guest fee but the cute guy working at the front desk let me in for free. On the way out after working out I started to flirt with him and he said, "Don't flatter yourself, I just let you in because I'm lazy." FML
Today, I walked into the gym in my new workout outfit and headed straight for the weight machines. After 10 minutes, a staff member tapped me on the shoulder and said, “Sir, this is a physical therapy clinic.” The gym was next door. FML
Today, I picked the treadmill next to an old man so I could feel better about myself. He ran faster and longer than I did. FML
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splash69_fml 14
You can't win them all op but that guy is an ass.
Welshite 40
Ask him to stand on the treadmill, then turn on treadmill and watch him fly. Y'know, 'cause flying is fun too.
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splash69_fml 14
You can't win them all op but that guy is an ass.
ChristianH39 30
I think some people just start the day with the sole purpose of being dicks
brivielle 15
If i was a third party there i'd have laughed my ass off! sorry OP
Hopein2025 14
I would have said, you need it more than I do
shutupshane12 12
And we found the other asshole
schhichick 14
He is as bad as an R.O.U.S
LexiDaBae 17
Like, how old is he, ten? Who goes on treadmills because they "look like fun"? And I don't see is point of insulting OP. Like seriously. I would have cracked.
Sweet_Visions 13
Wow ._. Sorry OP. That guys a douche.
Soviet_American 29
He's a new breed of asshole
Kyle1dc 17
If he thinks running is fun then OP should've ran him out of the store... if OP doesn't care for his job.
schhichick 14
You know who else is a douche? Prince Humperdink!
Kyle1dc 17
#63 Nice Princess Bride reference.
tournamentdecide 33
I would have had him kicked out.
Fuaaad1994 31
Or put the treadmill on the highest setting whilst he was on it and watch him fly backwards
tournamentdecide 33
Or not risk your job for a laugh?
Journiexo 18
I'd love to see that
LexiDaBae 17
Good idea, 11. I'd definitely do that without thinking of the consequences, anyway.
Welshite 40
Ask him to stand on the treadmill, then turn on treadmill and watch him fly. Y'know, 'cause flying is fun too.
Spyingcheeseman 8
TAKE THE HINT. No I'm just kidding that guy is just an ass, don't listen to him. you exercise if YOU feel like you need to. not if other people somehow feel like you need to.
LexiDaBae 17
I know, right? Those kind of people aggravate the shit out of me.
fuckedPriceless 17
Dicks will be dicks. Just ignore him and carry on, right?
Almost_Positive 18
Dicks will be responsible for their actions like everyone else But there isn't really much OP can do in this situation other than carry on :/
xxrogerthatxx 19
thank you for repeating number 6 ^
olpally 33
I'd tell him to **** off. Forget being nice to the customer at that point. Asshole.
ComoEsJuan 24
No, you should still be nice. No need to drop down to his level. Makes you just as much of an asshole.
Arwen_Evenstar 37
And more importantly, potentially jobless.
Almost_Positive 18
You've gotta deal with people like this, unfortunately.. People can suck
dabears1011234 27
Now you know what you can do on your off days.
Almost_Positive 18
Not cool
Memma_fml 14
Even on your off days, you don't want to be an ass.
sayyestothedress 24
I guess it runs in the family
schhichick 14
Hahaha very punny!
Zarcissa 34
Or maybe no-one runs in the family?
sayyestothedress 24
Why the hell did my comment get buried?
whenitdidhappen 14
treadmills cure fat.NONE can cure asshole
1two3four5six 23
fat isn't a disease to be cured.
kabza 13
you tried ..