Asshat

By Anonymous - 13/08/2014 14:18 - United Kingdom - Paignton

Today, a potential customer was looking at a treadmill at the fitness warehouse I work at. Once he was done testing it out, I asked him if he'd like me to order it for him. His reply? "Nah. I only had a go on it 'cause it looked like fun. Hey, but you could order one for yourself, huh, chubs?" FML
I agree, your life sucks 44 939
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You can't win them all op but that guy is an ass.

Ask him to stand on the treadmill, then turn on treadmill and watch him fly. Y'know, 'cause flying is fun too.

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You can't win them all op but that guy is an ass.

ChristianH39 30

I think some people just start the day with the sole purpose of being dicks

If i was a third party there i'd have laughed my ass off! sorry OP

I would have said, you need it more than I do

And we found the other asshole

schhichick 14

He is as bad as an R.O.U.S

Like, how old is he, ten? Who goes on treadmills because they "look like fun"? And I don't see is point of insulting OP. Like seriously. I would have cracked.

Sweet_Visions 13

Wow ._. Sorry OP. That guys a douche.

He's a new breed of asshole

Kyle1dc 17

If he thinks running is fun then OP should've ran him out of the store... if OP doesn't care for his job.

schhichick 14

You know who else is a douche? Prince Humperdink!

Kyle1dc 17

#63 Nice Princess Bride reference.

I would have had him kicked out.

Or put the treadmill on the highest setting whilst he was on it and watch him fly backwards

Or not risk your job for a laugh?

I'd love to see that

Good idea, 11. I'd definitely do that without thinking of the consequences, anyway.

Ask him to stand on the treadmill, then turn on treadmill and watch him fly. Y'know, 'cause flying is fun too.

TAKE THE HINT. No I'm just kidding that guy is just an ass, don't listen to him. you exercise if YOU feel like you need to. not if other people somehow feel like you need to.

I know, right? Those kind of people aggravate the shit out of me.

Dicks will be dicks. Just ignore him and carry on, right?

Dicks will be responsible for their actions like everyone else But there isn't really much OP can do in this situation other than carry on :/

thank you for repeating number 6 ^

olpally 32

I'd tell him to fuck off. Forget being nice to the customer at that point. Asshole.

No, you should still be nice. No need to drop down to his level. Makes you just as much of an asshole.

And more importantly, potentially jobless.

You've gotta deal with people like this, unfortunately.. People can suck

Now you know what you can do on your off days.

Even on your off days, you don't want to be an ass.

I guess it runs in the family

schhichick 14

Hahaha very punny!

Or maybe no-one runs in the family?

Why the hell did my comment get buried?

treadmills cure fat.NONE can cure asshole

fat isn't a disease to be cured.

you tried ..