I think some people just start the day with the sole purpose of being dicks

If i was a third party there i'd have laughed my ass off! sorry OP

I would have said, you need it more than I do

And we found the other asshole

He is as bad as an R.O.U.S

Like, how old is he, ten? Who goes on treadmills because they "look like fun"? And I don't see is point of insulting OP. Like seriously. I would have cracked.

He's a new breed of asshole

If he thinks running is fun then OP should've ran him out of the store... if OP doesn't care for his job.

You know who else is a douche? Prince Humperdink!

#63 Nice Princess Bride reference.

Or put the treadmill on the highest setting whilst he was on it and watch him fly backwards

Or not risk your job for a laugh?

I'd love to see that

Good idea, 11. I'd definitely do that without thinking of the consequences, anyway.

I know, right? Those kind of people aggravate the shit out of me.

Dicks will be responsible for their actions like everyone else But there isn't really much OP can do in this situation other than carry on :/

thank you for repeating number 6 ^

No, you should still be nice. No need to drop down to his level. Makes you just as much of an asshole.

And more importantly, potentially jobless.

You've gotta deal with people like this, unfortunately.. People can suck

Not cool

Even on your off days, you don't want to be an ass.

Hahaha very punny!

Or maybe no-one runs in the family?

Why the hell did my comment get buried?

fat isn't a disease to be cured.

you tried ..