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Today, my wife bought a strap-on. I'm about fifty miles beyond terrified. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58090) - you deserved it (8024)

On 06/22/2014 at 4:34pm - intimacy - by possibly fucked (man) - Portugal (Lisboa)

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Sounds like a real pain in the ass.

#6 - On 06/22/2014 at 7:50pm by A1BROS

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Time to strap-on your seatbelt and drive far, far away..

#3 - On 06/22/2014 at 7:49pm by itwasthedognotme

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