#1 stole what I was going to say

#6: He didn't steal what you were going to say. He merely typed it faster.

You could still say it, it would just be mildly irritating.

To each their own & don't ask, don't tell...

i think they told all of us though

I have a belly button and nipple fetish lol!!

@83 What part of don't ask don't tell do you not understand?

Everybody has his/her own fetish*. Everybody has their fetishes is grammatically incorrect. Everybody is singular. God dammit its not even my 3rd language.

#94 SHUT UP GRAMMAR POLICE

I have lived in New Zealand and now I live in England. All I see is people murdering their mother-tongue on a daily basis. No wonder selfie made it to the dictionary. Looking at the thumbs down it is very clear how people would rather bury the facts then try to learn from them.

*than

"Their" can be used for a singular when referring to someone who's gender is not known or traditional pronouns (he, she) do not fit.

I picture OP's wife being into Femdom.

At least she hasn't bought a strap on... yet.

It sounds like a case of penis envy.

OP has to watch his back just in case... ah and avoid dropping the soap while he's taking a shower.

#17 Or so you think...

I agree.

OP is obviously not into it. Thats the problem.

Yea there's no problem with belly button rape

Rape jokes aren't funny.

if one of them isn't into it, the other should respect them enough to stop.

#66 they're kinda funny

It is cool if this fetish is only limited to the hole in your belly.

Watch out, she may be a lesbian if she likes playing her fingers in holes

#35 Can you feel it now Mr. Crabs? In your belly button Mr. Crabs.

*Alvin the Chipmunk voice* Shut up

Was thinking more of Peanuts voice from Jeff Dunham :-)

Whenever somebody says that, my mind instantly goes to the flash video "Horse Pop" that went viral a few years ago

Pun intended?

There's two, so I'd say they were intentional.

#29 *intestinal (since we are having pun time

Read to fast and saw butt in place of button. I was nothing short of appalled. lol

So you read, "she stuck her finger into my bellybutt"?

i think the indication happened a while before this seeing as they're married.....

I think she wants to fill his hole

you are funny!!