Today, I finally brought a girl home from college. While I was making her some coffee, my roommate came down in her underwear, pretended to be my girlfriend, and asked if we were having a threesome. My date left before I could explain, and my roommate thinks it's fucking hilarious. FML
GimmeLaCoffee tells us more.
First off, yeah I was a bit pissed (cause, well, I was pretty excited..) but we do prank each other all the time so I'm laughing about it. Don't worry, I'll get my revenge! Also, its not because she is jealous/into me- like I said, we prank each other, and as for my roommate being in her underwear thats not unusual, we both do it and she is very free with her body. Personally I think its great she is so confident, which I respect (since it's made bloody hard for women these days). As for the lot of you who were like '**** her, she owes you' thats kinda sick. You don't 'owe' someone sex for anything, especially not a prank. However she really can't complain if I scare off her next date! Revenge prank ideas are welcome, I'm thinking chilli in her cereal for starters..
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androtech 12
You should do the same to her if she ever brings a guy over.
yesmydear 7
suggested prank: next time she brings over a guy, pretend you are her BROTHER and ask him if he is there for a theesome .. that will not only scare him off but also start some nasty rumors :))
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Comments (286)
persianninja 23
you win some you lose some
nchic01 17
and the roomate seems to always win!
VonBlitzkrieg 27
This is why bros should be roommates with bros. We understand each other.
smc3106 25
Op, your roommate possibly has a thing for you & is trying to scare away all the competition.
kristabelli 19
Dude, I think you need a new roommate. That's ******* brutal. Even I know cockblocking is a HUGE no-no.
Shrouds 14
roommate volunteered for replacement pussy imho
badluckalex 23
yup, op lost his chance at a threesome. probably never going to get that chance again.
brand125 17
big orgy?
TvSmith 8
I agree, I'm pretty sure your roommate has a thing for you..next thing you know you will be going out with her.
fortune789 17
I'm pretty sure she would have left even more quickly if it HAD been a guy.
incoherentrmblr 22
Even if it was your male housemate, if you have one, he would've tried to get with her. Either way, you're f**ked...
scuccria 12
#32 that is sexist at so many levels.
emmingle 24
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If only she have you a sexond to explain. You should Tri again later.
rocker_chick23 27
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You should learn how to spell.
Pleonasm 36
You realise she's making puns?
rocker_chick23 27
Excuse me, I couldn't see that. Even if it was a pun, it was really idiotic.
ChristianH39 30
I saw the puns and salute the attempt, but it didn't quite work.
Pleonasm 36
40- Exactly. The thumbs will take care of it. No need to insult her twice about it.
taywuzhere 11
I don't know I thought that was quite clever... :D
illegalbeagle69 23
I thought the "tri" part was pretty funny, so kudos on that.
brand125 17
"please just one more time mommy?"
thesimp 6
#2 is beyond bad. Learn to make jokes or stfu
androtech 12
You should do the same to her if she ever brings a guy over.
ImAFaker 29
This might not work. The guy could agree to the threesome...
blinked_281 29
Two guys one girl threesome? most guys I know would probably decline
Enslaved 38
Yep, it's usually one penis allowed per fantasy.
prototypesnipe 4
its not gay, if its in a three way .
jmoneys 5
With a honey in the middle there's some leeway
Stuffaluffagus 25
I had a two guy threesome
muzy 23
#59: NO ONE CARES!
shadowofbong 16
#62...lol... pic and comment are perfect together
MattM95 16
Also #39, it's not gay if balls don't touch. (If you understand that reference you're awesome).
Octwo 16
95 beat me to it :(
Loboman 6
With a lady in the middle there's some leeway!
brand125 17
balls touched ohps
byefelicia1992 8
59- you might want to get tested
psychotics101 9
Sounds like the first round of a long war. Time to up the score, bro.
brand125 17
euglps?
Wizardo 34
Unless she's lesbian, asexual, a ferrous fluid or a non-symbiotic entity may as well make it official with your roommate, mate.
rocker_chick23 27
He probably isn't attracted to his roommate. Why would he date her?
TheDrifter 24
But sometimes it's oh so worth it.
PewDiePie_Lover 14
I'm sorry but what the **** is asexual
SundayNightSix 23
Asexual means to be nonsexual, or lack a sexual orientation.
Siererrr 13
Scientifically, asexual characterizes an organism that has the organs to reproduce with itself.
Pleonasm 36
It characterizes a type of reproduction or generation in that context. When it characterizes an organism, it typically takes the former meaning.
nomtard 16
#52 Isn't that called marriage?
deathgun94 3
I agree
sergeofawesome 3
Agreed. Even if there was a chance they would've dated before, it disappeared when she pulled that shit.
rocker_chick23 27
The girl should have given you some time to explain, and you should talk to your roommate about not acting inappropriately when there are guests around.
DriAA7 17
It's possible that the girl was embarrassed, which is why she hauled ass out of there.
AnOriginalName 19
Eh. I think it's hilarious. Roommate prank wars are the best.
rocker_chick23 27
#11 That's true. If it was me, I would text him when I got home and asked about it.
rocker_chick23 27
No it's not hilarious #19. It's stupid and really ******* rude.
AnOriginalName 19
31, we clearly have different expectations from roommates. Let's just agree to disagree.
chosha_fml 27
#66 you expect a roommate to sabotage your love/sex life?
junkman6 22
#69 I know I do. But the only time I had roommates was in the military. So maybe real life people do things differently.
tbro47 23
Chill out people. Think about it like this when you get hurt you'd expect a friend to ask if you're alright, but you'd expect a best friend to laugh until they cried. The closer you are to someone the more you expect them to try to screw with you that's life and that's friendship. So yes I'd be expecting a roommate to screw around with my head because let's face it who's closer than someone that knows your bad habits and still chooses to live with you.
ironichalibut 24
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You're not actually supposed to make "coffee". That might be where you went wrong.
ironichalibut 24
I've heard "Would you like to come up for coffee?" Is a euphemism for "let's have sex". Sorry if I have that wrong, or if anyone doesn't get it.
ironichalibut 24
I still kind of wonder WHY my first comment's getting down voted
deathgun94 3
Ha!
NoahTheBear 8
These damn ****-blockers, OP.
myoukei 31
Your roommate is a cuntbag if she doesn't understand why you're upset.
chocolatefrog28 29
That's just cruel. Example A of how to be a twat-swatting, horrible roommate.