Today, I finally brought a girl home from college. While I was making her some coffee, my roommate came down in her underwear, pretended to be my girlfriend, and asked if we were having a threesome. My date left before I could explain, and my roommate thinks it's fucking hilarious. FML
GimmeLaCoffee tells us more.
First off, yeah I was a bit pissed (cause, well, I was pretty excited..) but we do prank each other all the time so I'm laughing about it. Don't worry, I'll get my revenge! Also, its not because she is jealous/into me- like I said, we prank each other, and as for my roommate being in her underwear thats not unusual, we both do it and she is very free with her body. Personally I think its great she is so confident, which I respect (since it's made bloody hard for women these days). As for the lot of you who were like '**** her, she owes you' thats kinda sick. You don't 'owe' someone sex for anything, especially not a prank. However she really can't complain if I scare off her next date! Revenge prank ideas are welcome, I'm thinking chilli in her cereal for starters..
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androtech 12
You should do the same to her if she ever brings a guy over.
yesmydear 7
suggested prank: next time she brings over a guy, pretend you are her BROTHER and ask him if he is there for a theesome .. that will not only scare him off but also start some nasty rumors :))
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iamthunder 4
Pay a girl to come over and say **** YEAH! then pull out a strap on ***** from her bag and say HE CAN STICK IT IN YOUR FRONT WHILE I STICK IT IN YOUR BACK when your room mate does it. She will learn her lesson.
MrDrumSlayer 5
This is horrible, yet I love it the most!
Tanline92 1
Regardless of explanation.. I am not sure that girl is going to be comfortable with your opposite-gender room mate walking around in front of you in her underwear..or saying she is your girlfriend.
chickenfeet223 11
I don't know what to say. That's terrible
ishchandan 14
Then why don't you just go one on one with your room mate?
doumtabarnack 12
if she did that, she wants you bud wake up
worldclassrager 41
You better talk to her and make sure your roommate is gone next time...or better yet have a sock on hand for the door
mybubbles2000 13
Just remember how sweet revenge can be.
knoxxx 22
Sounds like you should either be dating your roommate or not living with her.
Birdclawz 17
Get with your roommate
avapaige1234 19
Well why not, right?