Today, I finally brought a girl home from college. While I was making her some coffee, my roommate came down in her underwear, pretended to be my girlfriend, and asked if we were having a threesome. My date left before I could explain, and my roommate thinks it's fucking hilarious. FML
GimmeLaCoffee tells us more.
First off, yeah I was a bit pissed (cause, well, I was pretty excited..) but we do prank each other all the time so I'm laughing about it. Don't worry, I'll get my revenge! Also, its not because she is jealous/into me- like I said, we prank each other, and as for my roommate being in her underwear thats not unusual, we both do it and she is very free with her body. Personally I think its great she is so confident, which I respect (since it's made bloody hard for women these days). As for the lot of you who were like '**** her, she owes you' thats kinda sick. You don't 'owe' someone sex for anything, especially not a prank. However she really can't complain if I scare off her next date! Revenge prank ideas are welcome, I'm thinking chilli in her cereal for starters..
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androtech 12
You should do the same to her if she ever brings a guy over.
yesmydear 7
suggested prank: next time she brings over a guy, pretend you are her BROTHER and ask him if he is there for a theesome .. that will not only scare him off but also start some nasty rumors :))
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Comments (286)
krazebrd75 1
******* halarious
sunnysideup25 7
I want to know what op and roommate would have done if the girlfriend said that she was ok with a threesome and stayed.
callcopse 10
We'd not have been hearing about it on this site, that's for sure :-) Unless there was some kind of knob caught in zip scenario or something, a la Something About Mary
Goodtobebad 11
Maybe she likes you for herself.
yocker20 2
od she is secretly in love vhit you?
sassy2085 16
Sounds like your roommate has a crush on you. Just making sure she got rid of the competition. Maybe you are too blind to see it.
haters1hate 2
Sound like she did a **** block.
ladybugz23 13
wrong time and not right roommate
Stevieray20 13
Just imagine if she woulda said yea! Lol woulda had a good time!
BeXxSarai 10
Laxitives? You know... For science... lol
huipizda 3
but it WAS ******* hilarious.