Today, I finally brought a girl home from college. While I was making her some coffee, my roommate came down in her underwear, pretended to be my girlfriend, and asked if we were having a threesome. My date left before I could explain, and my roommate thinks it's fucking hilarious. FML
GimmeLaCoffee tells us more.
First off, yeah I was a bit pissed (cause, well, I was pretty excited..) but we do prank each other all the time so I'm laughing about it. Don't worry, I'll get my revenge! Also, its not because she is jealous/into me- like I said, we prank each other, and as for my roommate being in her underwear thats not unusual, we both do it and she is very free with her body. Personally I think its great she is so confident, which I respect (since it's made bloody hard for women these days). As for the lot of you who were like '**** her, she owes you' thats kinda sick. You don't 'owe' someone sex for anything, especially not a prank. However she really can't complain if I scare off her next date! Revenge prank ideas are welcome, I'm thinking chilli in her cereal for starters..
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androtech 12
You should do the same to her if she ever brings a guy over.
yesmydear 7
suggested prank: next time she brings over a guy, pretend you are her BROTHER and ask him if he is there for a theesome .. that will not only scare him off but also start some nasty rumors :))
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Comments (286)
magicstar49er 5
Paybacks a bitch, get her good
DriAA7 17
It is kind of hilarious, yet I guess it wouldn't be if I were the one being cocked-blocked by a vag.
alyssabreanne90 16
Definitely a douche move. Try to explain to the girl who she was. Also set some boundaries with your roommate. FYL, OP
Demig0d6 14
Why don't u just have sex with ur roommate? I do that
Pleonasm 36
I bet she demolishes the morning traffic.
Crenny 16
Nobody is brave enough to give her a parking ticket either.
rocker_chick23 27
It's camouflage pink right #24?
Demig0d6 14
Wassup boss
Sports_guy3 28
#137 u ruined it
thanks4support 11
And the prank wars begin.
Warmonger_Smurf 29
You should get a friend that your roommate doesn't know. Then have her be your "date" and say yes to the three way.
chocolatefrog28 29
Brilliant.
karelmikie3 10
the master plan.
ZombieSazza 34
It actually sounds like she's jealous. She doesn't understand what was wrong with her behaviour, walked around in front of you (never mind your date) in her underwear and pretended to be your girlfriend to the other girl, which sounds like she feels threatened. If she doesn't understand then don't bother your time explaining it to her, but do make her aware you are not happy and not to ever do this again and that she does owe you an apology. Trust me, I'm (genuinely) a psychologist.
braidedsilver 8
This was my thought too.
TheDrifter 24
Roommates seem to get like that often. Mine likes to curl up and nap on me when we have visitors, especially if one is a woman I'm interested in. Not sure if it's territorial or continuing payback for some historical slight.
Dynosaur_dollie 38
I don't understand what's up with everyone assuming this is the only possibility. She very well could know what was wrong with her behavior and just finds it funny. Op could have just had a casual college date nothing overly serious, and she was just pissing around having fun. As for the underwear bit she may just be really comfortable with herself... I walk around in my underwear all the time it doesn't mean I'm secretly into the people I live with.. I simply don't like clothes and I'm in my own home so I can do that. Well jealousy may be a possibility it's not the only one. That may just be their friendship, she could view him more as just a buddy and figured she was playing a joke on him and his unsuspecting date.
ZombieSazza 34
I know it might not be the only reason but it's very plausible considering she doesn't view her behaviour as wrong. I'm the same with walking around in my underwear but if I was someone's roommate I wouldn't do that, especially not in front of some girl he wants to date, it just sends the wrong message across.
azyjazy713 11
What exactly were you going to explain, OP? Anyway: Time To Move!
el_angelroca 15
You has a pretty cool roommate she's a keeper , don't worry op there are other fish in the sea
mt631 18
How is she cool in any way? She ruined her roommates date. She needs to call the girl and explain.
Ghost86 17
I'd tell her since she wants to act like it might as well play the role. Give her a revenge *******. You'll feel better.