Lifelike spider stickers at the bottom of her coffee mugs, if she's a coffee drinker, too.

Better yet, chilli in the same underwear she pranked you with

suggested prank: next time she brings over a guy, pretend you are her BROTHER and ask him if he is there for a theesome .. that will not only scare him off but also start some nasty rumors :))

@85-That will also backfire for him. Think about it.

Why didnt you say in the first place that your roommate "pranked" your girl? And since you KNOW your roommate is usually in her underwear and likes to prank you, WHY oh WHY didn you warn your girl before you took her home? This is not an FML, this is "funny" story you wanted to share. Why would it be FML if its normal for you guys to prank? next she will come here and whine about somybody putting chili in her cereal, and on the comments she is that "oh guys its ok, it was just a prank, its normal for us" and such its not an FML. There are plenty of other places for you to share your "storys", why cant we keep this site about FML storys? Since you didnt inform your girl about your roommate and her "not unusual" ways, you definitely deserved this.

You sound pretty awesome, and incredibly mature about respecting women and also sex. Pranks are fun at any age though, I say go for it!

@ #86 hmm that's so true.. pranks should definitely go only one way :) I should have thought about that

My roommate and I are the same. May I suggest switching the salt and sugar between containers? Great morning prank. Or the running mouse cat toy for her slippers or underwear drawer. The motion activated kind. Or getting a pair of Burger King "home of the whopper" boxers to wear around her next date while pretending nothing unusual is going on.

When she's showering, dump ice cubes on her. I did that to my husband once and it was hilarious.

Just sayin', OP- I'm pretty sure your future college girlfriends are not going to be super into you having a female flatmate who walks around in front of you in her underwear. :p

Do the same thing when she brings a guy home, even more awkward than her prank!

I got that reference.

I'd be completely okay with that, I don't get how some people are super prudish and paranoid, if you don't trust the person you're with the relationship deserves to fall apart.

I completely agree with #109. I know that if my boyfriend stayed with another girl that always walked around in her panties I would be pretty ******* uncomfortable with it.

Dude, #87, seriously, chill out. Don't you know it's not cool to make judgement calls on what constitutes an FML? Regardless of the fact that it was a prank and they have prank wars; he still lost his chance with that girl, so yeah, it's an FML.

@118 109 said nothing about them not trusting the person they're in a relationship with. They said they probably wouldn't be super into it, as in they would probably feel very uncomfortable with it. I myself would be uncomfortable knowing that. It's just an uncomfortable situation. Let's put it this way (I'll throw a twister in there for the fun of it) Let's say you were a man at the same college as OP and said roommate. You meet OP's roommate and start casually dating but have not yet been to her house for a night of some fun. Note that you don't know she walks around in her panties in front of OP. Well the time comes to cum, and the next morning you wake up and she is already out of bed and so you get up and get dressed and go to find her and she is just chilling in the kitchen in front of OP in her panties and a night shirt, or no shirt at all for that matter. You know there is no relation between them, so that would make you uncomfortable. Amirightoramiright?

Eh, I know I wouldn't mind. Everyone's got different levels of comfort with people. So long as my boyfriend wasn't sleeping with his roomate I'd be fine with it. But everyone's different.

I think if it's something you are told vs something you find out it makes a huge difference.

So, your first idea is not how to win your girlfriend back but how to get back at your roommate? I think you might be dating the wrong woman.

next time she brings a guy home, give him the nod and say, tapped that twice today, she Damn good. then walk away.

Glad to see you have a sense of humor. It's a shame for your date but maybe you can patch up with her by explaining the ongoing prank war. I think the chili idea is brilliant :) I agree with you that people thinking she owes you sex are pretty disturbed.

Girlfriend? All the OP said was that they brought a girl to the apartment. Nothing about a girlfriend.

He did say date, which for the point I was making is pretty much the same thing.

A couple dates in, most couples are just dating, getting to know each other, not an exclusive couple. So date could very well mean a girl op met that afternoon and brought home for coffee before a movie or other date type activity.

Open the shower head, and put some clear life savers in it. Works like a charm.

As far as revenge pranks go, I'd build up that you are going to do something, make things awkwardly revenge-esque without actually doing anything that constitutes revenge. Have her guessing what you are going to do, and have her get so paranoid she preps her date for an anything could happen clause. Clear out before she gets home, but here is the prank. Replace all the music in the house with Nickleback cds. Borrow them off your freinds, borrow them off your loved ones, get them from Op shops for $1, and no here is the clincher. If you are fine with invading her personal space a tiny bit for revenge go here and make a fitted sheet of Chad Kruger from here http://www.visionbedding.com/Bedding/Custom.php then hide it under the top sheet. Mission Accomplished.

In my opinion I think she's into you, I can't even see it as a "prank" because that was pretty ****** up and looked like she wanted to get rid of her. but that's how I see it, Im not saying Im right.

I must commend you for being such an incredibly mature individual. The world needs more people like you; intelligent yet with a sense of humour.

Saran wrap her whole doorway.

aww, that is an adorable statement. I love seeing friendships where people support each other and offer praise for gaining self-confidence, or anything really that involves self- image. You sound like a great guy! You shouldn't have any problems getting a better chick than your last date to come hang out :P

Not sure if you would want to use the same prank on her, her date (a guy perhaps), might take up the offer of a 3some and you don't know which outlet the guy fancies... but then if her date is a girl...

Have you poured flour in her hair dryer yet???

one of my favorites is the koolaid in the shower head with any luck she'll look like a smerf for a week

It's not especially hard for women. It's the ******* same as it is for men. Men just aren't allowed to express their anxiety about their bodies. This is coming from a formally anorexic guy who has body image issues. People who say women have it hard because of the media fail to see how every guy has to have the perfect face, voice, and build along with being buff. This is why I hate society. Women are oppressed but so are men. At least women are free to let it show though.

A great revenge prank would be to bring home a guy that your roommate doesn't know, whom introduces himself to her as a friend of the girl she scared off, and have him say that he'll take you two up on that threesome offer!

If you get along so well then date her

248, I just have to say, yes there is that type of stuff in the media for guys, but most women don't expect guys to have all those things compared to how a lot more (but not all) guys expect women to have closer to perfect bodies

Take off the shower head a put the red kool aid powder in it, remove evidence. Looks like its blood when the shoer turns on.

Calm down Satan

I love that you respect/ totally closet love her, get dat consent mate xD

Next time she goes out on a date, find the guy on Facebook. Print out and frame a bunch of his pictures and place them all over your apartment including her bedside table.

According to 90s movies logic, you'll eventually end up together anyway. It's only a matter of time. :D

Fill some condoms with watered down mayonnaise and place them throughout her room

Put stock cubes in her shower head. Boom. Soup shower.

#248, yes, men deal with body issues. Does that mean you automatically get to pretend that men have it so much worse than women? No. Does that mean we get to pretend we have it worse than men? No. We should be standing together to dismantle the ideas of the 'ideal' body type, not tear each other apart to look more pitiful.

I have utter respect for you. OP. Glad you have such a good roommate relationship!

I have so much respect for you in saying that she doesn't owe you sex because you lost a date. Thanks, OP. :)

U should be tapping that though, she's walking around in her underwear trying to send signals, and she joked about being your gf because she really was jealous and wants to be your gf.

Nah dont frame them just tape them up randomly on the wall like a psychopath shrine thing

Funny how FML commenters seem to apparently know the roommate and her thoughts better than op and probably even the roommate.

I love you comment. Accidentally hit the wrong button.

find a girl to bring home that will play along. The next time she brings up a threesome be sure to have a camera handy to catch her expression when the girl you bring home agrees.

No, Saran Wrap her bed and, if she has one, her car too

You should replace her shampoo with hair remover when she's asleep. make sure to pour the hair remover in the shampoo bottle after pouring out the shampoo. best. prank. ever.

Sounds like a fun loving girl with a free spirit... why arent you guys together?

Revenge prank in the form of glitter bomb. Preferably spring loaded.

how about, as revenge...... confectioner sugar war.

Next time she brings a guy back come out in a banana hammock and plop down on the couch and put on some loud **** on tv

Did you read the follow-up?

invite a couple guys over for her next date when he gets ther have them all say thanks for the orgy and leave.

I'm pretty sure if this story was going to be a porno then the threesome would have actually happened.