Today, my husband decided to put different condiments on my body to make our sex better. I was thinking whipped cream; he was feeling ketchup. FML
by Anonymous / 01/25/2014 at 7:28am / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
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Did he call you his little French fry?
#3 - On 01/25/2014 at 10:23am by ChristianH39
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Don't forget the mustard!
#4 - On 01/25/2014 at 10:23am by Welshite
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