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Today, after months of patiently waiting, I finally got my roommates out of the house for the night so I could have sex with my boyfriend for the first time without being interrupted. He couldn't get it up. FML


I agree, your life sucks (56352) - you deserved it (7160)

On 09/02/2013 at 2:49am - intimacy - by Kiddo (woman) - United States (Texas)

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Viagra was made for a reason.

#1 - On 09/02/2013 at 10:04am by mectain

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Today's letter is the letter V for Viagra.

#2 - On 09/02/2013 at 10:04am by FailBear920

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