Today, I had to pee in my cat's litter box, just to avoid witnessing my mom having sex in the living room on my way to the bathroom. FML
by Anonymous / 06/03/2013 at 1:47am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
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Seriously? Tell her to knock that shit off when you're home.
#1 - On 06/03/2013 at 1:49pm by FMLJFL
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Maybe you should start having sex in her bedroom, on her bed, in the middle of the night, while she's asleep...did I take that too far? Sorry OP. FYL.
#8 - On 06/03/2013 at 1:54pm by PulseShock
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