Today, I had to pee in my cat's litter box, just to avoid seeing my mom having sex in the living room on my way to the bathroom. FML
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Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML
Today, I caught my mom and her boyfriend fucking in their room at night, all because I wanted to go to the bathroom. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML
Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML
Today, I urgently needed to use the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. When I went to flush, it wouldn't go down the pipes. After about ten panic-filled minutes, I noticed the cat litter box. I carefully scooped out my logs, and buried them in the cat litter. FML
Today, I watched my cat walk to her litter box, look at it, then walk across the room to pee on a backpack. FML
Today, I needed to ask my mom for something, so I went to her room without knocking and walked in on her and her boyfriend fucking. FML
Today, after my landlord has refused to fix the bathroom plumbing problem in my apartment for several days, I had to buy cat litter for myself. FML
Today, I went into my parents' room after spending pretty much all weekend in my their bed while they were out of town. I happened to look out the window, and on the windowsill was a puddle of cat vomit with a condom in it. FML
Today, while in my room on the computer, I had a sudden urge to pee. I got up to use the loo and started hearing some disturbing noises from inside. Apparently I was so quiet my parents thought I was gone and decided to have sex in the shower. It's been an hour and my bladder is about to burst. FML
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FMLJFL 5
Seriously? Tell her to knock that shit off when you're home.
PulseShock 9
Maybe you should start having sex in her bedroom, on her bed, in the middle of the night, while she's asleep...did I take that too far? Sorry OP. FYL.
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Comments (130)
MaRK8080 4
If your over 18 she's telling you it's time to gtfo
maddienoelle 13
Funniest thing I have EVER heard
greggly123 6
Your mom is a *****. What kind of mother would do shit like that for her son to see, or hear
Seduced83 9
Take pointers kid she's experienced and been doing it long before you so what does that say?
RedDragonx32 8
the living room!!? talk about being careless.. u need to get payback! bring a girl over! lol
kee_breezy32 34
did it clump up like cat pee ? lol
timss4 19
Lol I'd definitely become the best **** block/twat swatter in the world after reaching that low of a point in my life
kate3101 15
To be fair, OP doesn't say whether his/her Mom knew s/he'd be in the house. Some of the comments here are really nasty, but maybe - and I really hope so - Mom would be super embarrassed to know this happened.
chronickX 11
Ask to join in.
Dr_N1KuF 3
Your life is bad, you should talk to your mom about it if you're not embarrassed enough to.