Today, I had to pee in my cat's litter box, just to avoid seeing my mom having sex in the living room on my way to the bathroom. FML
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Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML
Today, I caught my mom and her boyfriend fucking in their room at night, all because I wanted to go to the bathroom. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML
Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML
Today, I urgently needed to use the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. When I went to flush, it wouldn't go down the pipes. After about ten panic-filled minutes, I noticed the cat litter box. I carefully scooped out my logs, and buried them in the cat litter. FML
Today, I watched my cat walk to her litter box, look at it, then walk across the room to pee on a backpack. FML
Today, I needed to ask my mom for something, so I went to her room without knocking and walked in on her and her boyfriend fucking. FML
Today, after my landlord has refused to fix the bathroom plumbing problem in my apartment for several days, I had to buy cat litter for myself. FML
Today, I went into my parents' room after spending pretty much all weekend in my their bed while they were out of town. I happened to look out the window, and on the windowsill was a puddle of cat vomit with a condom in it. FML
Today, while in my room on the computer, I had a sudden urge to pee. I got up to use the loo and started hearing some disturbing noises from inside. Apparently I was so quiet my parents thought I was gone and decided to have sex in the shower. It's been an hour and my bladder is about to burst. FML
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FMLJFL 5
Seriously? Tell her to knock that shit off when you're home.
PulseShock 9
Maybe you should start having sex in her bedroom, on her bed, in the middle of the night, while she's asleep...did I take that too far? Sorry OP. FYL.
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Comments (130)
MissyXSweetheart 3
Is this a bad thing that's its happened to me
truepanda 2
WTF is wrong with ur mom. shes probly a ****** up *****... im guessing that is
glittermxdwrknrl 10
Ew
iambeccafran 4
I just hope that your cat doesn't try to return the favor by mistaking your bed as a litter box... In the middle of the night... While you are fast asleep... Having nightmares about your mother having sex... Hoping that she hasn't gotten banged on the kitchen table too... As you come to and realize that you are wet and have no idea why... And in your groggy state you wonder if you just had a wet dream about your mother getting banged on the kitchen table or not. (Enter: one very smiley cat...)
JessieKayGreen 13
Does she not have her own room or something?
queeennnale 18
I'm sorry.... WHAT?
RubbarDuckie 9
Hahaha, this is the most bizarre FML I've read in a while. And a bit disturbing.
drizzy11 18
Dude lol that really does suck.
KrazyChica 3
tell your mom to stop humping him
tangooscarmike 4
I would have went to the bathroom anyway, then sat down to have a deep conversation about the meaning of life.