Today, I had to pee in my cat's litter box, just to avoid seeing my mom having sex in the living room on my way to the bathroom. FML
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Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML
Today, I caught my mom and her boyfriend fucking in their room at night, all because I wanted to go to the bathroom. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML
Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML
Today, I urgently needed to use the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. When I went to flush, it wouldn't go down the pipes. After about ten panic-filled minutes, I noticed the cat litter box. I carefully scooped out my logs, and buried them in the cat litter. FML
Today, I watched my cat walk to her litter box, look at it, then walk across the room to pee on a backpack. FML
Today, I needed to ask my mom for something, so I went to her room without knocking and walked in on her and her boyfriend fucking. FML
Today, after my landlord has refused to fix the bathroom plumbing problem in my apartment for several days, I had to buy cat litter for myself. FML
Today, I went into my parents' room after spending pretty much all weekend in my their bed while they were out of town. I happened to look out the window, and on the windowsill was a puddle of cat vomit with a condom in it. FML
Today, while in my room on the computer, I had a sudden urge to pee. I got up to use the loo and started hearing some disturbing noises from inside. Apparently I was so quiet my parents thought I was gone and decided to have sex in the shower. It's been an hour and my bladder is about to burst. FML
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FMLJFL 5
Seriously? Tell her to knock that shit off when you're home.
PulseShock 9
Maybe you should start having sex in her bedroom, on her bed, in the middle of the night, while she's asleep...did I take that too far? Sorry OP. FYL.
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Comments (130)
Jharrist89 12
I would've done the same damn thing.
herh1996 6
She needs to be more responsible and not do that shit out in the open that's disgusting!
Nightwolf32 5
Personally, I think you are missing out on a great money making opportunity. You could video tape/ record your mom having sex and all the dirty things she is willing to do and sell it as amateur ****. Win win, she gets laid wherever she wants and you make lots of money because she can't keep it behind locked doors.
Vitualamen 11
Obviously your mom didn't have time to get to bed. Suppose it's a case of nature calling...
TheLadyOpal 30
Go out anyway, pretending not to know, so you can act so shocked and horrified that you "accidentally" piss all over the floor. She'll hopefully be a bit more discreet after that. ...Also, why was it just your mom having sex? Shouldn't it be your parents, or your mom and stepdad at least...?
Sheh_fml 25
Because mom-status gets revoked without a man around... Ever heard of single moms?
TheLadyOpal 30
Well, there kind of needs to be a man involved where sex is concerned, right? Or at least another person, unless mom was masturbating. That's what I was getting at. Sorry.
kaylanicole1695 12
or the mom is a ***** and she was ******* some random dude.
RedPillSucks 31
Calm down. I'm guessing mom didn't know OP was home.
RedPillSucks 31
Meanwhile, the cat peed on moms bed just to avoid seeing OPs wang on his way to the litter box.
Brilliant66star 17
Do you honestly think they'd have noticed you heading for the bathroom? Could you ever un-see the living room scene had you made it to the bathroom? Once there, might you have peed yourself retching? Or do you think you'd have had enough time to pee before throwing up? Is it time yet for your own place? I'm thinking one of you believes you've overstayed your welcome there. These are things to contemplate while you're at the pet store. Run along; when Kitty makes a detour after smelling 'human' at the litterbox, don't presume (s)he'll use your toilet..!
datine22 7
Haha gross
r0cks0 6
Time for a new litter box the cat will probably never use it again. Ask your mom for some common sence while your in the house. That image is going to be burned in your mind.