Today, I had to pee in my cat's litter box, just to avoid seeing my mom having sex in the living room on my way to the bathroom. FML
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Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML
Today, I caught my mom and her boyfriend fucking in their room at night, all because I wanted to go to the bathroom. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML
Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML
Today, I urgently needed to use the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. When I went to flush, it wouldn't go down the pipes. After about ten panic-filled minutes, I noticed the cat litter box. I carefully scooped out my logs, and buried them in the cat litter. FML
Today, I watched my cat walk to her litter box, look at it, then walk across the room to pee on a backpack. FML
Today, I needed to ask my mom for something, so I went to her room without knocking and walked in on her and her boyfriend fucking. FML
Today, after my landlord has refused to fix the bathroom plumbing problem in my apartment for several days, I had to buy cat litter for myself. FML
Today, I went into my parents' room after spending pretty much all weekend in my their bed while they were out of town. I happened to look out the window, and on the windowsill was a puddle of cat vomit with a condom in it. FML
Today, while in my room on the computer, I had a sudden urge to pee. I got up to use the loo and started hearing some disturbing noises from inside. Apparently I was so quiet my parents thought I was gone and decided to have sex in the shower. It's been an hour and my bladder is about to burst. FML
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FMLJFL 5
Seriously? Tell her to knock that shit off when you're home.
PulseShock 9
Maybe you should start having sex in her bedroom, on her bed, in the middle of the night, while she's asleep...did I take that too far? Sorry OP. FYL.
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Comments (130)
Solle 9
Couldn't you have just closed your eyes?
andrew6p 19
What was seen will always haunt him as a disgusting/embarrassing memory
happylappy 21
@11 sex in most cases isn't silent. The sounds so close to OP would probably be just as traumatizing.
challan 19
you better sleep with one eye open OP... your cat will be out for revenge.
andrew6p 19
Seriously FYL op! Your mom should get a room
ladytigerhunts 20
Oh my gosh, that's quite disgusting. I truly hope that you'll tell your mom off.
DGED13 5
If I did that I would have a dead squirel in my bed the next morning.
phatdaddy62 23
Alright whiners. Not enough information to be so judgmental. Maybe OP is an adult living with mom and this is her way of trying to empty the nest. But again, not enough info to say one way or the other.
golden_warrior 23
well, then she should be a f**king adult and talk to her kid. More info or not, what she did was wrong unless she though no one was home.
phatdaddy62 23
I can tell you're a kid but not a parent. Clueless
SoulAmeliorate 16
Cat: (I knew he would come around eventually)
ninjalovin 8
You know that scene in the exorcist where the kid pees in the middle of the living room when the grown ups are having a good time thus effectively ruining it ? Consider that.
dead_insects 18
"you're all gonna die up there"...
rosenkrieger223 24
24, I like the way you think. haha
M3DIC4T3 29
I can't imagine how this would work. But my cat has a little litter box because it's easier for me to clean. I can't imagine why your cat requires a toilet sized litter box, OP.
rhevenge 19
my mom has a huge litter box for her cat...
rosenkrieger223 24
The cat may not require a large litter box, but it's ultimately up to the cat's owner what size litter box they want to get for their cat. Plus guys can aim when they take a leak, so I fail to see what relevance litter box size has to anything here...
Lil_Red777 21
Yeah you should've walked right past her and said you do know I'm home right? I would embarrass the **** out of her nasty ass.