Today, I had to pee in my cat's litter box, just to avoid seeing my mom having sex in the living room on my way to the bathroom. FML
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Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML
Today, I caught my mom and her boyfriend fucking in their room at night, all because I wanted to go to the bathroom. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML
Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML
Today, I urgently needed to use the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. When I went to flush, it wouldn't go down the pipes. After about ten panic-filled minutes, I noticed the cat litter box. I carefully scooped out my logs, and buried them in the cat litter. FML
Today, I watched my cat walk to her litter box, look at it, then walk across the room to pee on a backpack. FML
Today, I needed to ask my mom for something, so I went to her room without knocking and walked in on her and her boyfriend fucking. FML
Today, after my landlord has refused to fix the bathroom plumbing problem in my apartment for several days, I had to buy cat litter for myself. FML
Today, I went into my parents' room after spending pretty much all weekend in my their bed while they were out of town. I happened to look out the window, and on the windowsill was a puddle of cat vomit with a condom in it. FML
Today, while in my room on the computer, I had a sudden urge to pee. I got up to use the loo and started hearing some disturbing noises from inside. Apparently I was so quiet my parents thought I was gone and decided to have sex in the shower. It's been an hour and my bladder is about to burst. FML
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FMLJFL 5
Seriously? Tell her to knock that shit off when you're home.
PulseShock 9
Maybe you should start having sex in her bedroom, on her bed, in the middle of the night, while she's asleep...did I take that too far? Sorry OP. FYL.
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Comments (130)
ginawater19 13
If someone did that while I was home I would seriously freak the **** out
kpc2424 13
Next time tell her to have sex in the litter box so you can use the bathroom!
CommonSenseKarma 17
Am I the only one who noticed OP just said "my mom" and not "my parents"...
naturalbadassnba 11
Not everyone has a dad u know.
Lil_Red777 21
No everyone has a dad otherwise they wouldn't exist. Some just don't live with one or doesn't know them etc.
naturalbadassnba 11
Does your mom do stuff like that a lot? Sounds like it could be part of parental neglect. Look it up online and see if any of it sounds like your situation. Cuz thats just messed up and not appropriate for a child/teen
worldclassrager 39
It's a solution...but really I wonder what goes through people's minds at times...
theQUEEN444 5
mom: "your cat got piss everywhere!". you: "yes.... the cat."
sacmaster 11
Totally worth it. You made the right choice.
HSArchon 9
Damn, no one should have to witness that.
Bcfrmkc816 17
Or out a window
anders09ma 7
Dang... You should tell your Mom how feel about that cuz that is just DISTURBING... :/