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Today, my friends decided it would be funny to give me a "hickey" with a vacuum cleaner while I was passed out drunk. Not only do I have to try and explain this to my girlfriend, but we're meeting her parents for lunch this afternoon. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53647) - you deserved it (20778)

On 03/04/2009 at 11:24am - intimacy - by hoovered (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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#2, have you never passed out before? takes a damn nuclear blast to wake up.

#4 - On 03/04/2009 at 5:01pm by scb197

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Your fault for being so drunk you passed out.

#11 - On 03/04/2009 at 5:36pm by SamuraiDeli

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