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Today, after more than a year of being single, I finally had sex. Unfortunately, it was only in a dream, and after we finished, he told me that I'm terrible in bed. Even my dream-lover is a dick. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38867) - you deserved it (5767)

On 02/17/2013 at 2:19pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Botswana (North-East)

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Those are some serious self-esteem issues you have there.

#1 - On 02/17/2013 at 8:40pm by Whytetrash

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At least it was a dream and not reality. Don't be so hard on yourself.

#3 - On 02/17/2013 at 8:42pm by kingsian

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