By TheVagabond_SRG - 2/8/2016 06:46 - United States - Grand Prairie
Today, I started my first day at a job. First thing my manager does is ask me if I knew the fastest way to kill someone there, then told me with a straight face all of what would occur when dumping a person's head into the deep fryer. Then the psycho assigned me to the fry station. FML
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By  Tripartita  |  44

Due to some clerical error, the world's top assassin was assigned to manage a fast food joint.

Meanwhile, in a blacklisted government facility, the person who would've been your manager is faking their way through interrogating a detained criminal. "Don't make me get the hairnet out, you scum! When I'm done with you, there won't be a meal happy enough to console you!"

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By  Tripartita  |  44

Due to some clerical error, the world's top assassin was assigned to manage a fast food joint.

Meanwhile, in a blacklisted government facility, the person who would've been your manager is faking their way through interrogating a detained criminal. "Don't make me get the hairnet out, you scum! When I'm done with you, there won't be a meal happy enough to console you!"

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  mariri9206  |  32

The person faking their way through an interrogation would be played by Melissa McCarthy.

By  redcode5  |  17

Big red flag, I would try to move jobs, for a safer and less stressful environment.