Today, I started my first day at a job. First thing my manager does is ask me if I knew the fastest way to kill someone there, then told me with a straight face all of what would occur when dumping a person's head into the deep fryer. Then the psycho assigned me to the fry station. FML
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PepeLord
| 7
That Burns!
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frecklesrose93
| 19
I would consider finding another job!
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NNOTCHO
| 23
He's going to kill someone and pin it on you
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MrSarary
| 26
Jobs are hard to come by. Smile, even fake a laugh and continue on frying.
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MidnaLink
| 32
Better to spin the employment roulette than work for a psychopath.
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Tarlachia
| 33
I'd be wary if your boss suddenly declared, "Fry that bitch!"
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rain_in_the_Sky
| 3
#6 fry that bitch or fry that, bitch - I can't decide which is worse...
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RpiesSPIES
| 27
After saying that, does OP slowly walk away as symmetrically-placed friers on either side pop up two bags of perfectly fried fries?
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Tripartita
| 44
Due to some clerical error, the world's top assassin was assigned to manage a fast food joint.
Meanwhile, in a blacklisted government facility, the person who would've been your manager is faking their way through interrogating a detained criminal. "Don't make me get the hairnet out, you scum! When I'm done with you, there won't be a meal happy enough to console you!"
Meanwhile, in a blacklisted government facility, the person who would've been your manager is faking their way through interrogating a detained criminal. "Don't make me get the hairnet out, you scum! When I'm done with you, there won't be a meal happy enough to console you!"
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sylvienoir
| 18
I would watch that movie.
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Armeniangirl_fml
| 15
I would too!
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mariri9206
| 32
The person faking their way through an interrogation would be played by Melissa McCarthy.
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mrbump122
| 13
Obviously, who else could portray such a role.
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Ireth_fml
| 5
I would read that book. Someone write it.
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shandu7
| 10
Seems like he might have a good sense of humor and enjoys messing with people. Give it a chance.
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Bearsmomma
| 30
He will be fun!
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redcode5
| 17
Big red flag, I would try to move jobs, for a safer and less stressful environment.
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Lalala579121
| 27
You wouldn't happen to be working at Doublemeat Palace, would you?
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domolovesyoshi
| 33
I understood that reference, I love Buffy.
Meanwhile, in a blacklisted government facility, the person who would've been your manager is faking their way through interrogating a detained criminal. "Don't make me get the hairnet out, you scum! When I'm done with you, there won't be a meal happy enough to console you!"