By TheVagabond_SRG - 02/08/2016 06:46 - United States - Grand Prairie

Today, I started my first day at a job. First thing my manager does is ask me if I knew the fastest way to kill someone there, then told me with a straight face all of what would occur when dumping a person's head into the deep fryer. Then the psycho assigned me to the fry station. FML
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Tripartita 44
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Due to some clerical error, the world's top assassin was assigned to manage a fast food joint. Meanwhile, in a blacklisted government facility, the person who would've been your manager is faking their way through interrogating a detained criminal. "Don't make me get the hairnet out, you scum! When I'm done with you, there won't be a meal happy enough to console you!"

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sylvienoir 18
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I would watch that movie.

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frecklesrose93 19
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I would consider finding another job!

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NNOTCHO 23
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He's going to kill someone and pin it on you

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MrSarary 26
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Jobs are hard to come by. Smile, even fake a laugh and continue on frying.

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MidnaLink 33
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Better to spin the employment roulette than work for a psychopath.

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Tarlachia 33
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I'd be wary if your boss suddenly declared, "Fry that bitch!"

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rain_in_the_Sky 3
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#6 fry that bitch or fry that, bitch - I can't decide which is worse...

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RpiesSPIES 27
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After saying that, does OP slowly walk away as symmetrically-placed friers on either side pop up two bags of perfectly fried fries?

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Tripartita 44
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Due to some clerical error, the world's top assassin was assigned to manage a fast food joint. Meanwhile, in a blacklisted government facility, the person who would've been your manager is faking their way through interrogating a detained criminal. "Don't make me get the hairnet out, you scum! When I'm done with you, there won't be a meal happy enough to console you!"

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sylvienoir 18
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I would watch that movie.

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mariri9206 32

The person faking their way through an interrogation would be played by Melissa McCarthy.

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mrbump122 13
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Obviously, who else could portray such a role.

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Ireth_fml 5
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I would read that book. Someone write it.

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shandu7 10
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Seems like he might have a good sense of humor and enjoys messing with people. Give it a chance.

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Bearsmomma 30
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He will be fun!

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redcode5 17

Big red flag, I would try to move jobs, for a safer and less stressful environment.

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Lalala579121 27
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You wouldn't happen to be working at Doublemeat Palace, would you?

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domolovesyoshi 33
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I understood that reference, I love Buffy.

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