Today, after waking up from a drunken night, I realized the burning sensation I had from the lube during sex was because I used hand sanitizer. FML
by MIND BLOWING / 10/20/2012 at 9:57am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
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At least you have a germ free dick.
#1 - On 10/20/2012 at 12:55pm by scrappy23
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I thought you were gonna say you contracted herpes . So LUCKY you ! ^.^
#3 - On 10/20/2012 at 12:56pm by dijafe27
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