If I should stumble, catch my fall

By Anonymous - 15/08/2022 16:00

Today, our bus crashed and my boyfriend, who I'd already caught ogling the blonde next to us, threw out his hands and stopped the blonde from falling over. Meanwhile I, with hands full of shopping, was left to smash my teeth into the chair in front of us, breaking 4 incisors. FML
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MidnaLink 33

I do hope, one you managed to get up, you proceeded to smack him multiple times with the shopping bags.

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Bogrbon 27

@Hangryko - you can't sue someone for failing to protect you from an accident they didn't cause. Unless the BF was the bus driver, she can't sue him.

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MidnaLink 33

I do hope, one you managed to get up, you proceeded to smack him multiple times with the shopping bags.

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Hangryko 29

Sue him for medical and dental expenses. Oh, and dump him.

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Bogrbon 27

@Hangryko - you can't sue someone for failing to protect you from an accident they didn't cause. Unless the BF was the bus driver, she can't sue him.

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Hangryko 29

@Bogrbon - In that case, suing for emotional distress may cover her dental bills.

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mattiagardin 15

Sue him with no cause? 😂😂

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

In America you can always sue. You just won't win.

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RichardPencil 30

Yikes! If the blonde lost 4 teeth, you might become competitive. You need to set your sights lower.

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sounds to me like the relationship crashed as hard as the bus. I do hope you mean ex-boyfriend.

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