FML : Today, I was sitting down in the hallway at school. As I tried to get up, I lost my balance and fell against a hand sanitizer dispenser. It then continued...

Today, I was sitting down in the hallway at school. As I tried to get up, I lost my balance and fell against a hand sanitizer dispenser. It then continued to squirt sanitizer all over the back of my shirt, drenching the whole left side. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By kentrm / Wednesday 11 May 2016 02:12 / United States - Atlanta

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By arandomperson97 | 17

#6603079 - Wednesday 11 May 2016 17:36

Today, I, a germ, moved onto a new host bodies back with my germ family. All was going well until he leaned on the hand sanitizer dispenser. I am the only survivor. FML

By hipposteve | 21

#6603122 - Wednesday 11 May 2016 17:59

Mr. Clean, Mr. Clean

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By RickySleeves | 20

#6603078 - Wednesday 11 May 2016 17:36

Smooth.

By arandomperson97 | 17

#6603079 - Wednesday 11 May 2016 17:36

Today, I, a germ, moved onto a new host bodies back with my germ family. All was going well until he leaned on the hand sanitizer dispenser. I am the only survivor. FML

ThrottleJockey | 33

#6603123 - Wednesday 11 May 2016 18:00

I am Germ. Great movie.

ScarletSarah | 19

#6603129 - Wednesday 11 May 2016 18:04

Yes 99.9% of them died on this tragic day

fakedsincerity | 32

#6603140 - Wednesday 11 May 2016 18:15

RIP germ family. ):

momac86 | 17

#6604776 - Friday 13 May 2016 11:39

That. was. awesome. This germ deserves an FML

NostalgiaFreak9 | 39

#6673669 - Thursday 18 August 2016 7:18

5/10 Never forget

By ccameron12 | 21

#6603094 - Wednesday 11 May 2016 17:43

That's to bad. Is there a gym shirt you could wear instead?

By mds9986 | 24

#6603114 - Wednesday 11 May 2016 17:54

At least you're back is germ free.

By hipposteve | 21

#6603122 - Wednesday 11 May 2016 17:59

Mr. Clean, Mr. Clean

By tylerbobsquare | 13

#6603136 - Wednesday 11 May 2016 18:09

I'm curious as to how you got the thing to squirt more than once to drench yourself in sanitizer?? Whenever I try to use the thing, I'm lucky if it squirts once.

By SarrittaRox | 4

#6603156 - Wednesday 11 May 2016 18:30

Since sanitizer has such a high alcohol content, your shirt should dry in a matter of minutes or so

False_Stupidity | 41

#6603569 - Thursday 12 May 2016 3:37

And smell good too!

By Tristan_Afro | 17

#6603172 - Wednesday 11 May 2016 18:54

Look on the bright side; For one, nobody will think you peed your pants since it's on your back. And now the whole left side of your back is 99.9% germ free.