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Living through this
By wander - 01/09/2022 04:00
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Smooth.
Today, I, a germ, moved onto a new host bodies back with my germ family. All was going well until he leaned on the hand sanitizer dispenser. I am the only survivor. FML
I am Germ. Great movie.
Yes 99.9% of them died on this tragic day
RIP germ family. ):
5/10 Never forget
That's to bad. Is there a gym shirt you could wear instead?
I'm curious as to how you got the thing to squirt more than once to drench yourself in sanitizer?? Whenever I try to use the thing, I'm lucky if it squirts once.
Since sanitizer has such a high alcohol content, your shirt should dry in a matter of minutes or so
And smell good too!
this FML defies logic
At least one side of you is disinfected
looks like a dispenser bukakke?
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Today, I, a germ, moved onto a new host bodies back with my germ family. All was going well until he leaned on the hand sanitizer dispenser. I am the only survivor. FML
Mr. Clean, Mr. Clean