Today, I was sitting down in the hallway at school. As I tried to get up, I lost my balance and fell against a hand sanitizer dispenser. It then continued to squirt sanitizer all over the back of my shirt, drenching the whole left side. FML
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arandomperson97
| 18
Today, I, a germ, moved onto a new host bodies back with my germ family. All was going well until he leaned on the hand sanitizer dispenser. I am the only survivor. FML
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hipposteve
| 21
Mr. Clean, Mr. Clean
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RickySleeves
| 20
Smooth.
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arandomperson97
| 18
Today, I, a germ, moved onto a new host bodies back with my germ family. All was going well until he leaned on the hand sanitizer dispenser. I am the only survivor. FML
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ThrottleJockey
| 34
I am Germ. Great movie.
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ScarletSarah
| 19
Yes 99.9% of them died on this tragic day
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fakedsincerity
| 32
RIP germ family. ):
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momac86
| 17
That. was. awesome. This germ deserves an FML
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NostalgiaFreak9
| 40
5/10 Never forget
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ccameron12
| 21
That's to bad. Is there a gym shirt you could wear instead?
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mds9986
| 24
At least you're back is germ free.
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hipposteve
| 21
Mr. Clean, Mr. Clean
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tylerbobsquare
| 13
I'm curious as to how you got the thing to squirt more than once to drench yourself in sanitizer?? Whenever I try to use the thing, I'm lucky if it squirts once.
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SarrittaRox
| 4
Since sanitizer has such a high alcohol content, your shirt should dry in a matter of minutes or so
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False_Stupidity
| 41
And smell good too!
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Tristan_Afro
| 17
Look on the bright side; For one, nobody will think you peed your pants since it's on your back. And now the whole left side of your back is 99.9% germ free.
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WarMachine68
| 24
#18 I actually just chuckled while sitting with a group of strangers
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gingerlover01
| 24
this FML defies logic
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leadmenot
| 11
At least one side of you is disinfected