By kentrm - 11/05/2016 02:12 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I was sitting down in the hallway at school. As I tried to get up, I lost my balance and fell against a hand sanitizer dispenser. It then continued to squirt sanitizer all over the back of my shirt, drenching the whole left side. FML
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arandomperson97 18
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Today, I, a germ, moved onto a new host bodies back with my germ family. All was going well until he leaned on the hand sanitizer dispenser. I am the only survivor. FML

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hipposteve 21

Mr. Clean, Mr. Clean

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arandomperson97 18
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Today, I, a germ, moved onto a new host bodies back with my germ family. All was going well until he leaned on the hand sanitizer dispenser. I am the only survivor. FML

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ThrottleJockey 34
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I am Germ. Great movie.

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ScarletSarah 19
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Yes 99.9% of them died on this tragic day

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fakedsincerity 32
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RIP germ family. ):

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momac86 17

That. was. awesome. This germ deserves an FML

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NostalgiaFreak9 40
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5/10 Never forget

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ccameron12 21
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That's to bad. Is there a gym shirt you could wear instead?

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mds9986 24

At least you're back is germ free.

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hipposteve 21

Mr. Clean, Mr. Clean

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tylerbobsquare 13
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I'm curious as to how you got the thing to squirt more than once to drench yourself in sanitizer?? Whenever I try to use the thing, I'm lucky if it squirts once.

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SarrittaRox 4
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Since sanitizer has such a high alcohol content, your shirt should dry in a matter of minutes or so

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False_Stupidity 41
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And smell good too!

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Tristan_Afro 17
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Look on the bright side; For one, nobody will think you peed your pants since it's on your back. And now the whole left side of your back is 99.9% germ free.

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WarMachine68 24
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#18 I actually just chuckled while sitting with a group of strangers

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gingerlover01 24
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this FML defies logic

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leadmenot 11
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At least one side of you is disinfected

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