By kentrm - 11/05/2016 02:12 - United States - Atlanta
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Today, I, a germ, moved onto a new host bodies back with my germ family. All was going well until he leaned on the hand sanitizer dispenser. I am the only survivor. FML
Look on the bright side; For one, nobody will think you peed your pants since it's on your back. And now the whole left side of your back is 99.9% germ free.