By kentrm - 11/05/2016 02:12 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I was sitting down in the hallway at school. As I tried to get up, I lost my balance and fell against a hand sanitizer dispenser. It then continued to squirt sanitizer all over the back of my shirt, drenching the whole left side. FML
I agree, your life sucks 10 947
You deserved it 1 411

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Today, I, a germ, moved onto a new host bodies back with my germ family. All was going well until he leaned on the hand sanitizer dispenser. I am the only survivor. FML

Mr. Clean, Mr. Clean

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Today, I, a germ, moved onto a new host bodies back with my germ family. All was going well until he leaned on the hand sanitizer dispenser. I am the only survivor. FML

I am Germ. Great movie.

Yes 99.9% of them died on this tragic day

RIP germ family. ):

That. was. awesome. This germ deserves an FML

5/10 Never forget

That's to bad. Is there a gym shirt you could wear instead?

At least you're back is germ free.

Mr. Clean, Mr. Clean

I'm curious as to how you got the thing to squirt more than once to drench yourself in sanitizer?? Whenever I try to use the thing, I'm lucky if it squirts once.

Since sanitizer has such a high alcohol content, your shirt should dry in a matter of minutes or so

And smell good too!

Look on the bright side; For one, nobody will think you peed your pants since it's on your back. And now the whole left side of your back is 99.9% germ free.

#18 I actually just chuckled while sitting with a group of strangers

this FML defies logic

At least one side of you is disinfected