Today, I received roughly 50 paper cuts while I was at work. I didn't realize this until after I applied hand sanitizer. FML
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dyma1337
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how are you gonna masterbate?
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RockstarRN
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How do you NOT feel 50 paper cuts?!?!
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Driftz
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Dude, they hurt. A lot. Imagine lemon juice. e.e
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smellymellyy
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ouch. you must be really numb then? how can you not feel 50 paper cuts?
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bravesfan112233
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well, at least it killed the germs
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Idonebeenhad
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FEEL THE BURN!!
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JaelynJ
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LMFAO @20
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abbi96x
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Wow 20, you look really sexy in your pic ;)
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abbi96x
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*21.
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PurpleRae420
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OUCH
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micheal259
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hahahahah fail
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Iskaria
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I don't usually feel my paper cuts from work until I see them. This has happened to me a good few times, I work in admin in an animal sanctuary so hygiene is important, so my little bottle of the stuff stays with me everywhere.
paper hazard + alcohol = ow :(
paper hazard + alcohol = ow :(
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7mood75
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Did you count them all?
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Xr70r7
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how do you not notice a ton of paper cuts?
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princessRiRi97
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BURNNN! did u skin sizzle like pop rocks!!
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dohnuthead
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Embrace the pain
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Huge_p3n0r
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spank me sheriff, I'm the deputy and I've been bad!!!!
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ILUVMSC
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lol, how dumb would he look counting all the paper cuts, :/
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4ll4b0utm3
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you should have used alcohol....
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L_A_C_online
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No Pain, No Gain?
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iislix1ii
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Boss^^
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Metagame
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Most of hand sanitizer is alcohol...
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nocanhaz
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I've never had 50 paper cuts but I get what you mean that hurts so bad. So I haven't felt your pain but a much less intense feeling.
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wikkedphuka
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mmmmmm spicy lol
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dyma1337
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how are you gonna masterbate?
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whiteboy7thst
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Feet.
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YacL
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Girlfriend. But then it's not masturbation anymore.
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BeautyMonster
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Sock. ;)
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AuroraChantal7
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mind power
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Jimster1712
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combo breakerrr
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1215116a
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OMGGGGG no way combo breakerrrr you are so funny! It's been my life goal to get rid of the fun and joy of others!
No one likes a combo breaker. It ruins the fun. ):
No one likes a combo breaker. It ruins the fun. ):
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Newboyz00185
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Sandpaper.
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guitarman1998
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Empty TP Tube and a dream.
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Havin
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LMAO!!!!
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20carmen14
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gloves...
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Captain0bv10us
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toilet roll
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RS795
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What does that even mean...
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k8izgr8_fml
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mmmm that must've felt nice
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cocobulla1
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ikr??? lol
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MarioandSonic
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yeowch! that kills!
it's happened to me before - it's horrible!
fyl.
it's happened to me before - it's horrible!
fyl.
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RockstarRN
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How do you NOT feel 50 paper cuts?!?!
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JustinThunder
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Exactly what I was thinking..
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Diogi4363
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It's tough to explain, my hand was once punctured by a pen. I didn't realize until an hour later when I used soap.
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Bakayarou_fml
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He must be a miner, working underground as a builder with a side hobby as a baker to have such tick skin!
That or your part tree..
That or your part tree..
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Bakayarou_fml
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^you're* :P
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kc1997kc
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I was once stabbed with a pencil and didn't feel it until the person who did it pointe it out. I've also been scratched without noticing till it was pointed out. The first one happened because I was half asleep and the second because I was having too much fun. It isn't unreasonable to not notice a paper cut.
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mimi_animee
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sorry 58!!! my ipod was being stupid so i accidentally thumbed you down when i meant to thumb you up. D:
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BossDavyy
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I'll thumb him up for ya
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YacL
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One time my sister fell through a glass table and she got a huge gash in her leg. She didn't notice until our cousin pointed put that her pants were all bloody.
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YacL
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out*
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Bakayarou_fml
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np #66 :)
Thanks #73 ;)
Thanks #73 ;)
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Miss_Kristen
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Feel the burn
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SoccerBitch113
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Stings like a bitch -_-
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YacL
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I can't imagine the pain you went through. But at least now you'll know not to use sanitizer again.
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hiyourcute
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That's like saying, "Oh look, someone drowned, I'm never drinking water again!"
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YacL
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I meant while he had the papercuts on his hands. Sorry for not making that clearer.
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anorexicbarbie
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I'm pretty sure if OP had known he had the paper cuts he wouldn't have used the hand sanitized.
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anorexicbarbie
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Oops, sanitizer* no idea why that auto corrects
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acms728
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ouch