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By alliwantisabandaid - 11/02/2011 08:27
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Dude, they hurt. A lot. Imagine lemon juice. e.e
ouch. you must be really numb then? how can you not feel 50 paper cuts?
Wow 20, you look really sexy in your pic ;)
*21.
hahahahah fail
I don't usually feel my paper cuts from work until I see them. This has happened to me a good few times, I work in admin in an animal sanctuary so hygiene is important, so my little bottle of the stuff stays with me everywhere. paper hazard + alcohol = ow :(
Did you count them all?
BURNNN! did u skin sizzle like pop rocks!!
Embrace the pain
you should have used alcohol....
No Pain, No Gain?
Boss^^
Most of hand sanitizer is alcohol...
how are you gonna **********?
Feet.
Girlfriend. But then it's not masturbation anymore.
mind power
combo breakerrr
Sandpaper.
LMAO!!!!
ikr??? lol
It's tough to explain, my hand was once punctured by a pen. I didn't realize until an hour later when I used soap.
He must be a miner, working underground as a builder with a side hobby as a baker to have such tick skin! That or your part tree..
^you're* :P
I was once stabbed with a pencil and didn't feel it until the person who did it pointe it out. I've also been scratched without noticing till it was pointed out. The first one happened because I was half asleep and the second because I was having too much fun. It isn't unreasonable to not notice a paper cut.
sorry 58!!! my ipod was being stupid so i accidentally thumbed you down when i meant to thumb you up. D:
I'll thumb him up for ya
One time my sister fell through a glass table and she got a huge gash in her leg. She didn't notice until our cousin pointed put that her pants were all bloody.
out*
np #66 :) Thanks #73 ;)
Feel the burn
I can't imagine the pain you went through. But at least now you'll know not to use sanitizer again.
That's like saying, "Oh look, someone drowned, I'm never drinking water again!"
I meant while he had the papercuts on his hands. Sorry for not making that clearer.
I'm pretty sure if OP had known he had the paper cuts he wouldn't have used the hand sanitized.
Oops, sanitizer* no idea why that auto corrects
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how are you gonna **********?
How do you NOT feel 50 paper cuts?!?!