Kids and Holidays: Today, I went to a Christmas-themed amusement park with my 21-year-old... - FML

By MerryChristmas - 15/07/2018 14:30 - United States - Moore

Today, I went to a Christmas-themed amusement park with my 21-year-old autistic sister who adores Christmas. She took her picture with Santa and started crying happy tears. Then Santa asked her loudly, "Aren't you beyond old enough to know I'm not real?" Vacation ruined. FML

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DanielleinDC 32

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Sunday 15 July 2018 21:31

What a jerk. Did it not occur to him that there are adults with developmental disabilities who might like Santa?

RichardPencil 30

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Sunday 15 July 2018 21:37

He broke character?!?!?! I’m sure he went on to talk about Fight Club...

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yourlifeisshit 18

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Wednesday 4 July 2018 11:14

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

supertacowaffle 41

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Sunday 15 July 2018 20:39

That’s so grim that

real life problems 26

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Sunday 15 July 2018 20:49

What does he mean he isnt real?

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Sunday 15 July 2018 21:27

Please report that man.

DanielleinDC 32

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Sunday 15 July 2018 21:31

What a jerk. Did it not occur to him that there are adults with developmental disabilities who might like Santa?

RichardPencil 30

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Sunday 15 July 2018 21:37

He broke character?!?!?! I’m sure he went on to talk about Fight Club...

interesting33 36

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Monday 16 July 2018 0:36

talk about WHAT sorry?

RichardPencil 30

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Monday 16 July 2018 4:35

Go see the movie “Fight Club” or, at least, Google the rules of Fight Club. It’ll make sense then.

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Monday 16 July 2018 16:30

Woosh

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Sunday 15 July 2018 22:33

Of course he's real. He's RIGHT THERE.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

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Sunday 15 July 2018 22:38

Yeah, you don't do that. And if he said it loudly, were there little kids nearby who also heard it? He might have ruined their fun and Christmas, too. I'd definitely report him.

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Sunday 15 July 2018 23:21

This is why the fourth wall breaks should be left to Deadpool.

Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15

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Sunday 15 July 2018 23:30

did you correct that dumb fuck? on what he just did

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