By JJMan217 - 29/03/2011 06:28 - Canada

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Today, I found out that using a certain hand sanitizer as masturbation lube will put you in the hospital and result in having to wear an adult diaper for a week. FML
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beeship321 5

wow that was a smart move. Do you brush your teeth with toilet cleaner?

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deputy_g 5

only time to do that is when you don't know where your penis has been..not for recreational use

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beeship321 5

wow that was a smart move. Do you brush your teeth with toilet cleaner?

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largefoofighter 0

least your dicks clean.... not from the hand sanitizer but all the sex you're not having!! dumbass

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Awesomastic 0

hand sanitizer has more alchohol than most drinks so its safer to just dip it in your beer next time.

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Scalabrine44 0

hehe good one ;)

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Somedood117 0

I'm dying to know which hand sanitizer so I know for future reference ;)

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kruzito 0

62, that's poisonous alcohol

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MiGman 5

#62 it's a slightly different type of alchohol

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fHISl 0

it's a fake... saw that in american pie..

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TheVariableX 0

Was it purell? that stuff burns like a sonuvabitch.

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jbuckets_404 38

LOL! Did you too have to wear a diaper for a week? ;-)

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KZN02 18

I'd rather not know the reasons ...

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JtownDude 0

chuck Norris masterbates with lava

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Naomiiiii 0

Chuck Norris doesn't **********, he gets off by roundhouse kicking Siberian tigers in the face.

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docscientist 9

Chuck Norris doesn't **********, he ***** the universe.

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maa_rico 4

Sorry but Bruce Lee kicked Chuck Norry's ass.

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bawpo 2

Perhaps in a movie Snookie. Not in real life.

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MadPercussion 0

**** JERSEY SHORE. THAT SHIT IS PURE TRASH AND I AM VIRTUAL YELLING TO FURTHER EMPHASIZE IT'S MY FRUSTRATION.

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devinmurnan 0

chuck Norris uses a blow torch and a monkey wrench to **********

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LTHoratioCaine 4

but i cant do that so this pic of you will do

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eragon2262 6

Bruce Lee trained chuck Norris, and could beat chuck norris' ass until the day he died. that's a fact.

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Link5794 18

But what if Chuck Norris actually trained Bruce Lee, and was such an amazing teacher that he created a foe even he couldn't defeat?

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xFuZioN 0

might as well jerk it with vodka ya yard. main ingredient alcohol

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bananahannahjo 0

lol! I thought calling them a yard was funny :)

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brainsoverbeauty 21

This was the only time I clicked the "you totally deserved it" button while simultaneously saying out loud that the person totally deserves it.

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wise1 1

op does deserve it. but am wondering that if only certain sanitizer causes that, which sanitizers has the op used in past without any problems?

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deputy_g 5

only time to do that is when you don't know where your penis has been..not for recreational use

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JtownDude 0

Your grammar sucks.

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ninjacapo 2

refering to bensyn? hahaha "unless u dont know where ur penis has been. in that case. purell it up"

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deputy_g 5

51 I'm a nuclear engineer so stfu and yep a bensyn reference

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jmmille 0

176, He could be a nuclear engineer at 19 in the military.

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ginger467 2

he's 18 idiot. the fact that you cant count automatically makes your comments rubbish, Beaner.

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jess6blondie9 2

What does you being a nuclear engineer have to do with anything??

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insomniac8400 13

there's no such thing as a BA of science... it's called a BS a BA is a bachelor of the arts

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DieselBT 0

Anti-flood protection is what the adult diaper's for, duh.

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DoubleEdgedBlade 4

Something that the Japanese didn't have. I know, that was pretty bad.

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xoxoMEGANxoxo 13

lol #74 made me crack up....now I feel like a terrible person.

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Aoifexzx 3

it always says anti flood protection to me when I post a comment for some reason ?

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justalilrandom2 4

It is when you post too much, it stops you "flooding" the comments section with spam, racism or inane bull shit.

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rebekahah 7

#74 I laughed so hard that I think I'm going to go to hell now.

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cheerislove 0

hahahahhahaha i laughed so hard at this comment.!(:

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symwashere 0

y would you use hand sanitizer to jack off??

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Tcaret300 12

if the Japanese do it, who gives two *****? Funny? IDK STOP STARING AT ME!!! D:

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anorexicbarbie 8

What in the hell made you think, "this is a good idea"?

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badkittykills69 0

Seriously... Why??? Ydi

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DarkHelmet 10

because they're a ******* moron!!!

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