By JJMan217 - 29/03/2011 06:28 - Canada

By JJMan217 - 29/03/2011 06:28 - Canada
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wow that was a smart move. Do you brush your teeth with toilet cleaner?
least your dicks clean.... not from the hand sanitizer but all the sex you're not having!! dumbass
lol #9, nice one.
hahahaha ydi!!
hand sanitizer has more alchohol than most drinks so its safer to just dip it in your beer next time.
hehe good one ;)
I'm dying to know which hand sanitizer so I know for future reference ;)
65, substitute beer with vodka
62, that's poisonous alcohol
#62 it's a slightly different type of alchohol
it's a fake... saw that in american pie..
Was it purell? that stuff burns like a sonuvabitch.
ya just a tad :P
Well said #1
LOL! Did you too have to wear a diaper for a week? ;-)
I'd rather not know the reasons ...
chuck Norris masterbates with lava
^ lol
Chuck Norris doesn't masturbate, he gets off by roundhouse kicking Siberian tigers in the face.
Chuck Norris doesn't masturbate, he fucks the universe.
Sorry but Bruce Lee kicked Chuck Norry's ass.
Norris' * lol
Perhaps in a movie Snookie. Not in real life.
haha omg she does look like snooki!!!
it is snooki!!!
FUCK JERSEY SHORE. THAT SHIT IS PURE TRASH AND I AM VIRTUAL YELLING TO FURTHER EMPHASIZE IT'S MY FRUSTRATION.
chuck Norris uses a blow torch and a monkey wrench to masturbate
win ^^^^
but i cant do that so this pic of you will do
Bruce Lee trained chuck Norris, and could beat chuck norris' ass until the day he died. that's a fact.
haha
OMGWTFCARBBQ
might as well jerk it with vodka ya yard. main ingredient alcohol
tard* stupid auto correct
lol! I thought calling them a yard was funny :)
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dotdotdotdotdot
Don't make fun of the siamese ellipsis.
This was the only time I clicked the "you totally deserved it" button while simultaneously saying out loud that the person totally deserves it.
op does deserve it. but am wondering that if only certain sanitizer causes that, which sanitizers has the op used in past without any problems?
only time to do that is when you don't know where your penis has been..not for recreational use
Your grammar sucks.
refering to bensyn? hahaha "unless u dont know where ur penis has been. in that case. purell it up"
51 I'm a nuclear engineer so stfu and yep a bensyn reference
176, He could be a nuclear engineer at 19 in the military.
he's 18 idiot. the fact that you cant count automatically makes your comments rubbish, Beaner.
What does you being a nuclear engineer have to do with anything??
there's no such thing as a BA of science... it's called a BS a BA is a bachelor of the arts
what is anti flood protection
Satan wanting your soul.
winning duh!
Anti-flood protection is what the adult diaper's for, duh.
Something that the Japanese didn't have. I know, that was pretty bad.
^win. haha.
lol #74 made me crack up....now I feel like a terrible person.
it always says anti flood protection to me when I post a comment for some reason ?
It is when you post too much, it stops you "flooding" the comments section with spam, racism or inane bull shit.
#74 I laughed so hard that I think I'm going to go to hell now.
... fantastc
74 - Epic win Bro
74 had a Charlie Sheen moment! lol
hahahahhahaha i laughed so hard at this comment.!(:
Muahahahhahaha excellent!
y would you use hand sanitizer to jack off??
i know right
if the Japanese do it, who gives two shits? Funny? IDK STOP STARING AT ME!!! D:
What in the hell made you think, "this is a good idea"?
Try bleach next time.
ha ha ha GOOD ONE
Hahahaha he probably will
michael Jackson did. too soon? to effing bad
anal bleaching!
Seriously... Why??? Ydi
because they're a fucking moron!!!
wow that was a smart move. Do you brush your teeth with toilet cleaner?
only time to do that is when you don't know where your penis has been..not for recreational use