Today, I woke up after having a dream which included sex with a very hot guy. I realized it's about time I get laid, because the hot guy was Brock from Pokémon. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after a 7-year dry spell, I finally got laid. The downside? It was in my dreams and involved a character from My Little Pony forcing itself on me. Now I hate that fucking stupid show more than ever. FML
Today, I had a very hot sex dream about my female coworker. It was so good I woke up practically rock hard, jerked off, and had an amazing orgasm. There’s just one problem: I’m a gay guy, in a committed relationship. FML
Today, I had a sexy dream, woke up and started to masturbate quite vigorously. When I finished, I hopped off the top bunk naked to see my brother and his girlfriend laying in the bottom bunk. FML
Today, I woke up after having a wet dream about Marge Simpson. I really need to get laid. FML
Today, I had a wet dream. The problem was that I was dreaming about watching porn. I can't even get laid in my dreams. FML
Today, I woke up from a dream in which I had a penis. Apparently I talk in my sleep, because my boyfriend kept staring at my crotch. FML
Today, I had the most exciting dream of my life. I was dreaming about catching a shiny charmander. I'm 15, and instead of dreaming of girls, I'm dreaming of Pokémon. FML
Today, I woke up from the most sensual dream I've had in months. Unfortunately, despite it being better than any action I've had in a long time, the dream was about me fucking a donut. FML
Today, I was having a fantastic sex dream. So good, in fact, that I woke myself up breathing heavily and humping my pillow. I was at my friend's house and she saw everything. FML
Today, I woke up after a dream where I got it good from none other than Arnold Schwarzenegger. The problem? I'm a guy, and straight. Apparently my subconscious has a fetish for old Austrian bodybuilders. FML
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HooHooHa 6
After years of rejection, Brock finally gets some action!
zingline89 18
Gotta catch 'em all did not refer to STDs.
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Comments (146)
HooHooHa 6
After years of rejection, Brock finally gets some action!
charmedamethyst 14
I never understood why he was always rejected. He had the whole package - sweet, smart, funny, attractive, AND he can cook.
Larawk 8
I wonder if he actually opened his eyes in her dream...
TrueTriage 16
He wasn't rejected someone would pull him away everytime whether it was misty, max, croagunk, or bonsly. He just never had the oppritunity
MoodyBlue320 11
I was always more of an Ash girl. And it's all good, I've had sexy dreams with anime guys as well lol.
CarmenCnh 22
Cockblock in other words.
SirCharles83 13
More like Cockbrock
MuldRAR 6
Ash was only 10!!!... Slightly disturbing
Tolarie 13
Brock: the most cockblocked of all time?
Inheritance 10
I never understood why brock couldn't catch a ditto and have it transform into nurse Joy.
JerryH 9
I'm dating a nurse named Joy
TheOnlyX 11
Oh God, I read 20's comment wrong and that it said "and he had ****" at first...damn Communism is messing with me.
andromeda335 9
This isn't an fml, imo
SneakherHead 5
Everybody hated on him because he had a huge Brock
dinorider_fml 4
57- I think that would be **********
cashflow94 0
Haha !
TurkeySlab 9
Woot go brok
FATTY_MCDOOGLE 29
You can't say no to the Brock.
MoodyBlue320 11
I was like 8 at the time so I think it's safe to say it was okay, lol.
BeforeItWasCool 12
Hey, nothing wrong with Brock!
drewcat21 0
If I was a cartoon I'd tap misty! Haha
AngelicTide 11
Indeed!
lolipop1234_fml 7
6- she's to young! I'd do her sisters doh :)
siickman 7
Well i mean Brock cant see for shit. Always like -.- ... Lol
MormonPornstar 7
56 - Same with every other Asian in existence....
zingline89 18
Gotta catch 'em all did not refer to STDs.
onlychildFTW 34
You can't get stds from anime characters!
Blue329 15
U clearly did not catch the joke^
TheOnlyX 11
Neither does he catch the "sex" either.
itsharkley 8
I had a dream that i was being ****** like a god by a nidoking should i be scared lawls
MormonPornstar 7
89 - No, you should be euthanized... immediately.
stephanie8sasha 4
I always though Brock was kind of attractive! At least he didn't have a girl voice like Ash.
94yhy 8
I always wondered why he sounded like a girl when I was a kid. Then I shat bricks when I found out his voice actor is a girl — and a pretty hot one at that.
laden_swallow09 35
Yeah, they do that a lot in the voice acting business. Kids are usually played by women. Examples being Bobby from King of the Hill and the rich snob on Shin-chan.
mvc3ftw 17
I always wondered why ash never grew the hell up,people in all the other anime and cartoons did.
skyeyez9 25
I think they sometimes do that because if they use a male voice actor, his voice will eventually change and then they have to find another, and so on...etc
maosquare 18
Well, clearly there isn't anything wrong with Brock. He is a piece of art.
DobbytheElf 4
Did you catch all of his Pokemon? If you know what Im saying.
gree_fml 11
We dont
syki 22
He Brocked you all night long.
Enslaved 38
Read that to the tune of AC/DC. (:
andiewithlove 21
"Yeah yooooouuu, Brocked me aaaallll night looong!" Will now be stuck in my head for the remainder of the day.
lolipop1234_fml 7
Did he Brock your world? Sorry that was terrible.
freshberries22 17
No, he brocked her like a hurricane. Sorry I know lame.
Jiplo 18
Well, you know, Brock and Roll Ain't Noise Pollution.
ycrem0n 21
So how's his Onix and two Geodudes?
jvmateo 0
Still hard as hell I'm guessing ;)
jvmateo 0
Still hard as hell I'm guessing ;)
ASD_K 11
My Caterpie just evolved into a Metapod and used string shot.
UncleMuscles 5
Still Brock hard.
nogood9 4
Did you make his onix evolve into a steelix?
dangousity 21
Lame girl
BellaBelle_fml 23
Liking Pokémon does not make you lame, it makes you awesome!
CallMeMcFeelii 14
I loved Pokemon when I was a youngin but I never had a wet dream about Misty. Charlize Theron..well that's a different story.
AH1Zviper 15
But a picture of a poorly drawn dog and a bone is pretty lame.
Enslaved 38
Did you cradle his pokeballs?
pokefan813 16
Brock used charm. The op fainted.
XanderJayNix 17
Ash --> Caterpie --> Immediate String-shot Brock --> Onix --> immediate Harden At least you chose well.
kittytub 12
charm, sleep power, harden, pound. the ultimate date rape set of moves.
TwiztedYuri 9
79 what's the point in charm if sleep powder does the job.