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Today, I sharted. While I was naked. Standing on a new carpet in my girlfriend's bedroom. In front of my girlfriend. FML

By SSS - / Sunday 18 November 2018 02:00 / United Kingdom - London
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By  BurnInDemonFire  |  26

I fucking hate things like this. "It's performance art." "I'm expressing myself through the visual medium of my work." "I once did a one man show for the Queen." It's attention-seeking bullshit, and you fucking know it.

  Dave_Davington  |  33

If your friends regularly shit on your floor and try to pass it off as art, know that that is not typical human behaviour and you should probably seek a new group of friends as soon as possible.

  Dave_Davington  |  33

Kids these days have no sphincter control. Why, back in my day, we could eat a ten course Indian feast and maintain a completely watertight seal, and dammit, that's the way we liked it.