By SSS - 18/11/2018 02:00 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I sharted. While I was naked. Standing on a new carpet in my girlfriend's bedroom. In front of my girlfriend. FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 999
You deserved it 869
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whiskey'swino 15

Never trust a fart.

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Rabite 28

How does this keep happening?

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RipperoniPizza 19

Sounds like a shitty situation.

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bogolopian 12

Is your girlfriend that scary?

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Rozay333 36

This is underrated lmao

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RichardPencil 30

Either your dump got you dumped and shit-ton of carpet cleaning expenses, or you’ve just entered into the weird, wild world of scat.

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Might0fHeaven 10

Yea because sharting is the number one cause of people breaking up

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RichardPencil 30

Really? I’d have guessed number two.

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kirby1964 20

This why you not drink hard liquor.

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whiskey'swino 15

Never trust a fart.

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BurnInDemonFire 33

I ******* hate things like this. "It's performance art." "I'm expressing myself through the visual medium of my work." "I once did a one man show for the Queen." It's attention-seeking bullshit, and you ******* know it.

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Dave_Davington 33

If your friends regularly shit on your floor and try to pass it off as art, know that that is not typical human behaviour and you should probably seek a new group of friends as soon as possible.

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BurnInDemonFire 33

My friends don't shit on the carpet while they're naked. They do it in their wedding dresses.

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Rabite 28

How does this keep happening?

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Dave_Davington 33

Kids these days have no sphincter control. Why, back in my day, we could eat a ten course Indian feast and maintain a completely watertight seal, and dammit, that's the way we liked it.

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Rabite 28

Yeah, srsly, what's up with their buttholes?

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Insanegd 4

Never trust a fart.

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Scootythedog 17

Yeah Indian food will do that

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Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15

next time don't drink coffee before sex😂

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