By SSS - 18/11/2018 02:00 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I sharted. While I was naked. Standing on a new carpet in my girlfriend's bedroom. In front of my girlfriend. FML
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whiskey'swino 15

Never trust a fart.

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Rabite 28
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How does this keep happening?

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RipperoniPizza 19
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Sounds like a shitty situation.

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bogolopian 12
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Is your girlfriend that scary?

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Rozay333 35
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This is underrated lmao

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RichardPencil 30
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Either your dump got you dumped and shit-ton of carpet cleaning expenses, or you’ve just entered into the weird, wild world of scat.

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Might0fHeaven 10
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Yea because sharting is the number one cause of people breaking up

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RichardPencil 30
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Really? I’d have guessed number two.

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kirby1964 20
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This why you not drink hard liquor.

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whiskey'swino 15

Never trust a fart.

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BurnInDemonFire 32
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I fucking hate things like this. "It's performance art." "I'm expressing myself through the visual medium of my work." "I once did a one man show for the Queen." It's attention-seeking bullshit, and you fucking know it.

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Dave_Davington 33
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If your friends regularly shit on your floor and try to pass it off as art, know that that is not typical human behaviour and you should probably seek a new group of friends as soon as possible.

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BurnInDemonFire 32
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My friends don't shit on the carpet while they're naked. They do it in their wedding dresses.

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Rabite 28
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How does this keep happening?

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Dave_Davington 33
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Kids these days have no sphincter control. Why, back in my day, we could eat a ten course Indian feast and maintain a completely watertight seal, and dammit, that's the way we liked it.

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Rabite 28
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Yeah, srsly, what's up with their buttholes?

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Insanegd 4

Never trust a fart.

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Abbusser 12

Maybe she won't notice?

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Scootythedog 17

Yeah Indian food will do that

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