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Today, my new boyfriend asked why it takes me so long to reach orgasm. I didn't have the heart to tell him that he's never even given me one. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32570) - you deserved it (6810)

On 03/20/2012 at 1:11am - intimacy - by Jen (woman) - United States (California)

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Fake quicker.

#1 - On 03/20/2012 at 6:35am by Eaglestrike117

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quit leaving it up 2 him....only u know what u like so tell him what he needs 2 do

#4 - On 03/20/2012 at 6:38am by dgmesa

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