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Today, my girlfriend revealed to me that she has primeisodophobia. What is primeisodophobia, you may ask? Well, it's the fear of losing your virginity. FML


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On 03/03/2012 at 8:23am - intimacy - by virginkiller (man) - Singapore

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Sounds like a natural fear that the two of you can work through together to a mutually satisfactory result. Getting her to face her fear is important for your relationship.

#2 - On 03/03/2012 at 10:29am by nasajd

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On the bright side, at least that's a fear one only has to get over once!

#4 - On 03/03/2012 at 10:30am by Levvy

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