Today, I cut myself while shaving my globes. My girlfriend now refuses to stop teasing me about being "fisted by Edward Scissorhands." FML

by still learning / 02/26/2012 at 12:42pm / Canada (Nova Scotia) / Intimacy

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  • Wow! Balls the size of a tell me--How do you find underwear to fit your massive man globes?

    #5 - On 02/26/2012 at 7:50pm by Xquisite1

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  • So Edward Scissorhands fisted your globes?

    #9 - On 02/26/2012 at 7:53pm by dildimcgee

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