Today, the pervert in my computer class asked me if I "mowed my lawn." Not knowing this was a vaguely sexual term, I replied, "No, my dad does." FML
by xX_nsn_Xx / 02/03/2012 at 9:47am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
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Was his reaction something like:
"Ooh, even better."?
If so... Leave that place.
#1 - On 02/03/2012 at 12:57pm by tylersign
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At least you didn't say "no I let it grow wild"
#4 - On 02/03/2012 at 1:00pm by Redoxx
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