Today, after sex, my boyfriend turned to me and said, "You know, sometimes, you look like Kevin Spacey." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as my girlfriend and I were finishing up a romantic dinner, she gazed into my eyes for a moment and said, "You know, sometimes you look like a character from Sesame Street." FML
Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML
Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she looked up at me and said, "You look a lot like your brother." FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm. FML
Today, I was in the shower and I heard my boyfriend walk in. I struck my sexiest pose and when he came in, he looked me up and down and told me, "You look like my mother." Thanks. FML
Today, while making love to my boyfriend, I noticed that instead of looking at me, he was admiring himself in the mirror. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend, and started to climb on top of him sexily. He blurted out, "Oh my god, you're like that girl from The Ring." FML
Today, I finally had the best sex I've ever had with this really hot guy I've been hanging out with lately. I thought everything was all well and good until he turned to me and said, "You know, your orgasm face kinda reminds me of Steve Martin, but in a good way." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling on bed watching TV. He gets up at one point and turns the light off, so I asked him why. He replied, "You look better in the dark." FML
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stephissilly 18
tell him he sounds like justin bieber.
GoW_Chick 15
He must think Kevin spacey is sexy, and is hinting he wants to role-play next time. ;)
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Comments (126)
whatcase 16
Hahahahahahah
KeyboardWarrior 10
Another terrible comment in the rush to get first. Let's see how long it takes to get deleted.
boofgall 16
It's really not THAT funny, either.
killtin 2
^ lol ur name got me
lolmikes 7
Why did you get so many down votes for just putting hahahahahahahah
stephissilly 18
tell him he sounds like justin bieber.
markrs 0
"Baby, Baby, Baby! Ohhhh!" Just popped in my head...the voice of a little girl...but now he hit puberty and sounds like a man girl. Sheman!
airforce987 20
That awesome moment when you reference Justin Beiber and the comment above you is posted by a user with a fatbooth pic of the beibz.
stephissilly 18
that was actually my inspiration. ^ true story.
mandaa445 0
Woww
The_Tool1 13
What does OP mean?
GovernorGeneral 8
Origional poster...
ClassyCommando 13
Optimum Penetration
hecseferblade 1
who?
Dracoboxer357 36
Who??? I am Kaiser Sozé! The dad from American Beauty, the dad in The Ref, the leader in Ordinary Decent Criminals, he starred with Samuel Jackson in the Negotiator, damn man, he's done almost eveything! :) the Big Kahuna, Usual Suspects, Seven with Brad Pitt and Morgan Freeman, Lex Luthor in Superman, etc
Torva_fml 16
Google?
Torva_fml 16
Crap! Double post.... Umm... Something creative.... Uuuuuhhhhhh..... Who likes lasagna?
mikeeg 0
-9 wow you are good.
Dracoboxer357 36
33- Not google, just a big ol movie nut. If anything, I was annoyed with myself for posting this comment, then realizing I should have also said Kpax and Pay It Forward, both movies I enjoyed more than most on my rant/list. :p Sad, but true. ;)
Dracoboxer357 36
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chili10 18
I didn't see kpax, but i agree, pay it forward is such a great movie.
Dracoboxer357 36
Lol, Lalalady, don't feel lame! You're 12 years younger than me, a lot of those movies were made in the 90's! If anything, it just makes me realize I'm not 20 myself anymore! ;p I would recommend watching The Usual Suspects if you feel like getting a mind-job, Seven if you want to feel a chill in your soul, and Pay It Forward is very good, but sad. Just my picks! Cheers! ;)
topie_fml 6
I really enjoyed the ref. That is a good family values kind of movie. American beauty, the usual suspects, and seven are all amazing movies with great acting and very very good plots.
GoW_Chick 15
He must think Kevin spacey is sexy, and is hinting he wants to role-play next time. ;)
alexrodgersaf 0
What part of Florida
moop256 10
Ahhh Florida the penis of America
ClassyCommando 13
Canada's the brain, you should probably consider attaching to us :)
TrollBaby 8
Yes, Florida is the penis. Always ******* hot and sweaty. -.-
KiddNYC1O 22
98- Bullshit, Canada is America's hat.
moop256 10
No way 101 we are the brain. We have good free health care all you got is shittty Obama-care and we are working on a national prescription drug plan so we get them for free. All your country made was chocolate covered bacon.... P.s bacon was made by Canadians
moop256 10
Also our pot is way better. BC bud is considered one of the best in the world
KiddNYC1O 22
Touché, my friend.
Buttsexpirate 9
Well he was the most usual suspect to choose from the number of people you resemble.
ClassyCommando 13
Well, there were only about Se7en to choose from...
Andr913 13
Maybe he's saying you're an American Beauty?
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
He was just saying that your a working girl.
MrsPegg 45
What the hell!? Damn OP, I am pretty speechless. I'm slightly confused as to whether he's saying you look like man, or he enjoys sex with you because you look like Kevin Spacey. That's messed up either way. Sorry OP!
ClassyCommando 13
Notice that OP is in Libya. I think she may have bigger problems to deal with.
moop256 10
No civil war ended and when I lived in Libya it was actually a rich country we had free health care and free schooling and our public schooling was actually some of the best in the world. Everyone just seems to see bad things from the media. Back home I used to be a doctor.
moop256 10
Or if you were just bagging on how we Muslims can't have sex before marriage or that women are below men is a lie. Takes op for example.
ClassyCommando 13
My mistake. Also, could you tell me why OP's location says "Arab Jamahiriya"? Is it still referred to as that after the Civil War?
moop256 10
Not sure the national transition council should be the governing body right now Mabye FML has not changed it. I myself decided to leave Libyia not because of the government I just wanted to see the world so I decided to live in Canada for a few years. However I am not a certified doctor here
iggz 0
You must be hot...
boofgall 16
Well yeah, have you seen Kevin Spacey in his prime?
heilheather 7
Doesn't matter, had sex
lmngrl889 14
Agreed!!! Kevin spacey is sexyy
ninjuh_wingman 29
The ****? O.o
Awsumuzzie 12
Fake and gay... The sex that is.
bubo_fml 11
Ask if he's interested in role playing, then bring up Stacey's character in "Se7en." If your boyfriend is still interested, he's way beyond freaky!!
Jen1030 0
Yeah u r a fuckig RAT BASTORD u ugly person