How could your face being like Steve Martin be a bad thing? I mean really? The guy is hilarious and plays a mean banjo.

pink panther was still the shit. Steve martin is hilarious plus he said in a good way so I guess he likes your old man like ****** face

If the guy is secretly gay, wouldn't he be doing her from behind and he wouldn't see her ****** face? At least that's the most common thing to do, when a guy is trying to hide being gay. Most gay men can't focus on the face of a woman because they feel uncomfortable having sex with the wrong gender, in their minds.

Never heard this before, but I guess I'll take your word for it.

"you look like an ugly old man during the time you feel your sexiest. In a good way" No, Most women wouldn't ever want to hear that from a blossoming new romantic interest.

OP literally says "a guy I've been hanging out with". What does that mean? Their relationship isn't serious, and therefore shouldn't be taken seriously. He was probably just teasing her and she decided to take it the wrong way besides my O face is stupid as well so the feels...

Meh. It is at least the start of a ****-buddy relationship, if nothing else. Those are always exciting and butterfly-inducing at the very beginning. He totally killed the after glow :P

28- Did someone take a picture of this, or do you jerk it while looking in the mirror so you can giggle at your O-face at the end?

3 - This is completely off topic, but the few times I've seen your picture I have to look twice because I think your knees are boobs. Every single time.

Yea...i once had a girlfriend who was addicted to her camera, but those pictures have since been destroyed in fire so you'd just have to come find out then, wouldn't you?

Dat internet flirt.

I know right?? Sorry OP. I say that if this post was true then keep him!

#6, because she doesn't look like Woody Allen, Carrot Top, Larry the Cable Guy, .... must I go on?

#16, usually girls don't look like any of those people, that is rather rare. And still not pleasant to hear. I wouldn't want to be told that I look like a dude, no matter what situation.

Even in a "She's the Man" kindof situation?

Not shure everyone gets in that situation, on a daily basis. And no, not even then. You're still a girl, even if you're only dressed up as a guy.

Oh nice I wasn't sure you'd understand my reference Ms Munich, well done. :)

#19, ironically, until today I thought you were a dude . . . because of your name. I only go to FML on the classic site where the profile pics are so tiny, you can't recognize faces. Today, I discovered that you are a young lady. Um, do you like bacon?

Hahaha, no, usually my Username for other apps is Chucknorrislikesbacon, but here it was too long. So thats what came out ;)

The "in a good way" is what makes this fml hilarious though

Yes because being a bitch is always the right answer

#21, I apologize, how could I be so insensitive :(