Today, after sex, my boyfriend turned to me and said, "You know, sometimes, you look like Kevin Spacey." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as my girlfriend and I were finishing up a romantic dinner, she gazed into my eyes for a moment and said, "You know, sometimes you look like a character from Sesame Street." FML
Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML
Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she looked up at me and said, "You look a lot like your brother." FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm. FML
Today, I was in the shower and I heard my boyfriend walk in. I struck my sexiest pose and when he came in, he looked me up and down and told me, "You look like my mother." Thanks. FML
Today, while making love to my boyfriend, I noticed that instead of looking at me, he was admiring himself in the mirror. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend, and started to climb on top of him sexily. He blurted out, "Oh my god, you're like that girl from The Ring." FML
Today, I finally had the best sex I've ever had with this really hot guy I've been hanging out with lately. I thought everything was all well and good until he turned to me and said, "You know, your orgasm face kinda reminds me of Steve Martin, but in a good way." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling on bed watching TV. He gets up at one point and turns the light off, so I asked him why. He replied, "You look better in the dark." FML
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Top comments
stephissilly 18
tell him he sounds like justin bieber.
GoW_Chick 15
He must think Kevin spacey is sexy, and is hinting he wants to role-play next time. ;)
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Comments (126)
_Meghan_ 5
Doesn't matter had sex
hello_HowUDoin 2
What if OP is a guy?
KriiFahMoro 9
Break his legs and tell him he looks like some guy who's legs were just broken.
chrissihope 0
Or better yet, say he looks like the guy off Misery and Then motion like ur swinging a hammer. I think he'll get the picture then.
RSHB 0
Omg?!
ronski 41
Is he gay?
Nosrebor 8
I want to go to Canada now.
Katbubsk 5
My says i look like JFK. :(
gerble 0
That sucks
ImSoEffedUp 10
He's gotta be GAY.... How's he gonna look at u and say that...? He must be attracted to Guys....
brandiea 0
That's not a bad thing, dude. Kevin spacey is hot
Orchard 33
It's sort of bad...OP is a woman...so...yeah