Today, after sex, my boyfriend turned to me and said, "You know, sometimes, you look like Kevin Spacey." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as my girlfriend and I were finishing up a romantic dinner, she gazed into my eyes for a moment and said, "You know, sometimes you look like a character from Sesame Street." FML
Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML
Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she looked up at me and said, "You look a lot like your brother." FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm. FML
Today, I was in the shower and I heard my boyfriend walk in. I struck my sexiest pose and when he came in, he looked me up and down and told me, "You look like my mother." Thanks. FML
Today, while making love to my boyfriend, I noticed that instead of looking at me, he was admiring himself in the mirror. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend, and started to climb on top of him sexily. He blurted out, "Oh my god, you're like that girl from The Ring." FML
Today, I finally had the best sex I've ever had with this really hot guy I've been hanging out with lately. I thought everything was all well and good until he turned to me and said, "You know, your orgasm face kinda reminds me of Steve Martin, but in a good way." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling on bed watching TV. He gets up at one point and turns the light off, so I asked him why. He replied, "You look better in the dark." FML
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stephissilly 18
tell him he sounds like justin bieber.
GoW_Chick 15
He must think Kevin spacey is sexy, and is hinting he wants to role-play next time. ;)
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Comments (126)
Savra_fml 17
Kevin Spacey is a pretty cool dude so you should take it as a compliment. Say something like "Thanks. And to be honest, with the sex and all, I've always though you fantasise about other men. But don't worry, I do too".
Deemee 3
So YOU are Kaiser Soze!
perdix 31
You look like Hopper from "A Bug's Life?"
moop256 10
At least she wasn't told her vag looks like a blue waffle ;)
Johnny6speed 0
Those are my favorite kind of waffles. Maybe sprinkled with a bit of cottage cheese, extra chunky for me please.
moop256 10
Bit of a tuna for smell
xSorry_fml 10
Verbal Kint!!
xSorry_fml 10
What I meant to say was Roger "Verbal" Kint. He is the character that Kevin Spacey plays in The Usual Suspects. It isn't til the end of the movie until you find out he is also Kaiser Söze.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
**** YOU!!! I haven't seen that movie yet!!! At least everyone else who referenced it didn't so clearly give away the twist. :(
dhardesty23 8
prooobably not the most romantic thing to say after sex. he will learn though. trial and error, trial and error.
Fjeldfe 8
But he still wants to have sex with you??? He has a bigger problem than you!
demo3000 0
You're a wicked ****
fiz1kaL 6
Still not as hot as Bill ******* Murry... But it doesn't matter, he just had sex and he probably still has no clue what's going on around him
xxGheTToGumbYxx 16
Murray*
elidine 0
Zombieland?
dadof2 4
well could have been worse umm wait no it couldnt hes a great actor but not who i picture during sex hell he could have said you look like Oprah atleast then hes in the right gender
supimnyancat 9
Take that as a compliment, he's pretty hot.
Pelreskovich 11
Next time turn to him, and say he looks like Golem from LOTR! :D
kalbrek009 20
Lol...& ask where the ring is! PRECIOUS!