Today, I finally got intimate with the girl I like. As I started lifting her shirt, she stuck her hand down my pants and grabbed my junk. She immediately stopped what she was doing, snickered, and calmly said, "Take me home." FML

by Anonymous / 09/04/2011 at 12:21pm / United States / Intimacy

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  • It was probably because your cock was too big and mighty for her. She was afraid you might hurt her, so she wanted to go home and practice some Kegels to be ready for you in the future.

    Yeah, go with that.

    #2 - On 09/04/2011 at 6:06pm by perdix

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  • sounds like your evening was short

    #1 - On 09/04/2011 at 6:05pm by melchibr

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