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Today, it's my 20th birthday. I got a text from an unknown number, asking if I knew a girl that I had been talking to for a couple months. Turns out that it was that girl’s boyfriend, who saw our messages and let me know what she’s been up to. Greatest birthday present ever. FML
The best gift is having that thot removed from your life.
Happy birthday! Gonna get you some of that sweet birthday sex tonight! Oh wait...