Not now

By Wife - 08/08/2011 00:02 - United States

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Today, while zooming down the interstate, I had to tell my husband to put his penis away. FML
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Jacobt24 19

He wanted you to head south if you know what I mean

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jumpshot23 0

He was pretending to drive a standard. Don't take his fun away.

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aFatFuck 0

peter put your pecker in your pants peter put your pecker in your pants peter put your pecker in your pants peter put your pecker in your pants peter put your pecker in your pants peter put your pecker in your pants peter put your pecker in your pants peter put your pecker in your pants

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himynameischeese 6

Well why did u do that?!?

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HowAreYouToday 34

Yea! You could have interrupted his fap time!

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Iamnotmyself 17

I guess you didn't like the idea of sex in a car? What in the hell I'd kill to be in your position(pun intended)

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HowAreYouToday 34

Well then. I think we have our murder suspect...

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enonymous 8

I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and all men will be able to ********** freely on any moving vehicle.

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Susieee_Q 9

.... Because you can't even do it on a plane! Ever since 9/11 when everyone gets so sensitive. Thanks a lot, Osama.

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Feverrotes 15

#42 - I have a dream that one day, this nation will rise and all humans of both gender and of all ages are granted the freedom of walking the streets without clothes and engaging in sexual activities in public.

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YourEvilHero 12

53 - of all ages? chris hansen would like you to have a seat right over there.

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eminemchick 19

wtf u cant ********** in a plane?

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eminemchick 19

no one frowned upon me when i did it.. except for that old lady sitting next to me but..

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emilymelizabeth 11

awe u shudve just let him keep it out lol he was obviously havin fun

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TheBitchOfChuckN 7

This happened to me at camp when a kid put out a fire with urine. About a minute later I said 'Duncan, you put your penis away?' It's like my troops new catch phrase.

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babyvi 6

It wanted some fresh air, cant blame it.

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HomeAl0ne 20

He was practicing for his part in the upcoming sequel to "Snakes on a Plane".

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sleepydeath 4

Zooming the the interstate probably gave him a adrenaline rush

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jumpshot23 0

He was pretending to drive a standard. Don't take his fun away.

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imaberry95 0

Now op, never ever tell a man what to do with his penis. NEVER

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yamatelle 19

He was just trying to show you how to use your hand properly in a stick shift, OP because obviously you're doing it wrong!! Give the man credit for trying to help you out!

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StuuPididiot 4

you should have 'put it away' for him! ydi

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PrickHead 0

she should of bent over and sucked it!

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tylersign 11

39- Stop being a prickhead. ;D

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mellasaurusrex 5

what's wrong with road head??? she's his wife.

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I'madumbass 19

Hey, StuuPididoiot, I think we will be great friends!!!

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Jacobt24 19

He wanted you to head south if you know what I mean

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Silenthunter 0

Why would anyone want to go to the south?

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Jacobt24 19

Head = bj South = lower region Head + South = Sexy time

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ReynshineCutting 10

In the literal, nonsexual sense, the South US is the best place to be (minus the heat but it's bad everywhere this year).

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sxe_beast 11

Not in Seattle. 70s all week :)! And I just recently visited San Fransisco. 60s and 70s! w00t w00t.

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ReynshineCutting 10

I'm headed back home to Texas Wednesday to the 108 everyday. Woohoo getting up to work horses at 4:30am!

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Lyposuction1 0

i live in the south and its 110• today

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ShyAnn29 14

How the hell did a post about a guys penis, turn into comments about states?! Talk about change of topic! Lol

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asniper 0

and more rasict. and they have funny accents!

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AlwaySunny 0

this fml is to good to be ruined by a shittyy comment from me

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kings1fan 6

You sure it was your husband? Hahah

Jacobt24 19

I think you forgot the words "that put it away?" At least that's what I'm hoping

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kings1fan 6

Or one of your guys moms

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Jacobt24 19

Yes of course because our mom's have penises

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kings1fan 6

That was for 40 and 55

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Jacobt24 19

Ha alright. At least you're not trying to pull it off as sarcasm

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Sunny_Eclipse 6

...OK really?

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Nico1929 5

If a man can't have his penis out on the interstate then where can he have his penis out?! A world where a man can't hang out with his wang out while driving high speeds is a world I don't want to live in

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xBrandonIsOnFire 6

So it is said.. So it shall be done!

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JackDupp 11

I'm pretty sure its in the Constituition. The right to bare arms and stuff like that.

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BelleBelle_fml 11

Well you're no fun.

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davie101 0

Hopefully you know how to drive the ol' stick shift.

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