Not now

By Wife - 08/08/2011 00:02 - United States

Spicy
Today, while zooming down the interstate, I had to tell my husband to put his penis away. FML
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Jacobt24 19

He wanted you to head south if you know what I mean

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jumpshot23 0

He was pretending to drive a standard. Don't take his fun away.

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midnightsky1 3

Why did he have it out in the first place???

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jumpshot23 0

Why not have it out? A man should be able to have his penis out without his motives being questioned.

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twinny_sc 13

Why not have it out?

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latinking13 8

Because most cops that are on the interstate like ****

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red1355 6

If u have to ask then ur a prude!

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omgcookeys 15

If you got it, flaunt it! :)

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btown99909 0

he wanted to flip someone off using his penis

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birdfreak 24

Before or after someone saw it? Did zooming down the interstate with his dick out turn him on? Were you going to maybe check into a hotel for the night? ; )

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himynameischeese 6

Well why did you do that!!! You may not ever see it again!!

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ReynshineCutting 10

No man will ever turn down sex from his wife. It's just law.

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SilentTreatment 7

Maybe he's trying to teach you how to drive stick!

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BIEBERSLAYER 10

No highway delight for him. Buzzkill

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greg84_fml 21

That is fuc-king awesome, he's a keeper!!!

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gmc_blossom 21

Aw, don't be such a killjoy. Severus Snape says it's perfectly fine to have ones genitals hanging out. So, it was perfectly fine.

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