Not now
By Wife - 08/08/2011 00:02 - United States

By Wife - 08/08/2011 00:02 - United States
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ahh! that's unlucky.
Party pooper.
peter put your pecker in your pants peter put your pecker in your pants peter put your pecker in your pants peter put your pecker in your pants peter put your pecker in your pants peter put your pecker in your pants peter put your pecker in your pants peter put your pecker in your pants
Well why did u do that?!?
I guess you didn't like the idea of sex in a car? What in the hell I'd kill to be in your position(pun intended)
He was just using his stick shift.
I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and all men will be able to masturbate freely on any moving vehicle.
.... Because you can't even do it on a plane! Ever since 9/11 when everyone gets so sensitive. Thanks a lot, Osama.
#42 - I have a dream that one day, this nation will rise and all humans of both gender and of all ages are granted the freedom of walking the streets without clothes and engaging in sexual activities in public.
53 - of all ages? chris hansen would like you to have a seat right over there.
wtf u cant masturbate in a plane?
F his life...
94 - It's frowned upon..
As Alan would say.
no one frowned upon me when i did it.. except for that old lady sitting next to me but..
awe u shudve just let him keep it out lol he was obviously havin fun
This happened to me at camp when a kid put out a fire with urine. About a minute later I said 'Duncan, you put your penis away?' It's like my troops new catch phrase.
It wanted some fresh air, cant blame it.
He was practicing for his part in the upcoming sequel to "Snakes on a Plane".
&& racist!
Zooming the the interstate probably gave him a adrenaline rush
Win comment
He was pretending to drive a standard. Don't take his fun away.
Now op, never ever tell a man what to do with his penis. NEVER
He was just trying to show you how to use your hand properly in a stick shift, OP because obviously you're doing it wrong!! Give the man credit for trying to help you out!
you should have 'put it away' for him! ydi
she should of bent over and sucked it!
39- Stop being a prickhead. ;D
what's wrong with road head??? she's his wife.
Hey, StuuPididoiot, I think we will be great friends!!!
He wanted you to head south if you know what I mean
Why would anyone want to go to the south?
Head = bj South = lower region Head + South = Sexy time
In the literal, nonsexual sense, the South US is the best place to be (minus the heat but it's bad everywhere this year).
Not in Seattle. 70s all week :)! And I just recently visited San Fransisco. 60s and 70s! w00t w00t.
I'm headed back home to Texas Wednesday to the 108 everyday. Woohoo getting up to work horses at 4:30am!
i live in the south and its 110• today
How the hell did a post about a guys penis, turn into comments about states?! Talk about change of topic! Lol
people are generally nicer in the south
Road head!!!!
and more rasict. and they have funny accents!
this fml is to good to be ruined by a shittyy comment from me
You sure it was your husband? Hahah
I think you forgot the words "that put it away?" At least that's what I'm hoping
No, it was the neighbor.
Na, it was the pool cleaner.
Or one of your guys moms
Yes of course because our mom's have penises
That was for 40 and 55
Ha alright. At least you're not trying to pull it off as sarcasm
...OK really?
If a man can't have his penis out on the interstate then where can he have his penis out?! A world where a man can't hang out with his wang out while driving high speeds is a world I don't want to live in
agreed
Amen to that
So it is said.. So it shall be done!
I'm pretty sure its in the Constituition. The right to bare arms and stuff like that.
Ditto
you poor woman.
Well you're no fun.
More of ride the ol stick shift ;P
Hopefully you know how to drive the ol' stick shift.
He wanted you to head south if you know what I mean
He was pretending to drive a standard. Don't take his fun away.